Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Mr. David Allan Boucher,

The Portrait of Dorian Grey

You Never Make A Deal With The Devil!

Visitor, in rock and roll they call this!

Blue On Black

The Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band

And it's certainly in your best interest to find out why.

Mr. Jay Abraham,

How do you like watching the best?

I have been doing this for so long now

that I can actually smell new visitors.

And some of you stink?

Discover How Using Simple Guerrilla Marketing Tactics

and Killer Classified Ads I Knocked Down 52 States

In Less Than 90 Days Giving Away Free Websites!

"Joe, I don't know anyone in Alternative

Medicine that doesn't know about you".

I am truly honored to be your sponsor.

Tom Obrian - Licensed Nutritionist

New York, NY

Thank you Tom and neither do I.

Joe

And still standing like a stonewall!

Stonewall Jackson

Since 1997



Joe

David, like I said.

Internet Marketing!

There is me.....and then all the rest.

And by a light year or two!

Thank you Bravenet for fixing that problem

and one more reason why I am.

The Top Gun

Since 1997

Today it's America's Favorite #1 Game

and it's called 3 Blind Mice $$$

It goes without saying visitor that these miracles are

absolutely useless without reliable witnesses and

as many as you can possibly get.

Furthermore, not you or anybody else is going to fail

this very easy to understand and simple game today.

Because I will not let you fail.

The Prince of Vagabonds'

Over 2000 years and we got it done Bedtime Magic!

I rest my case.

Mitakuye Oyasin,

Look at them!

Like little puppets on a string (my string)

and they keep coming back for more?

And don't one more clown e-mail me and ask what

His Omnipresence means.

You will not only embarrass yourself in front of all

the readers of this website but the entire cast and crew of

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Visitor, are you still confused?

Turn your radio on.

Bedtime Magic, what do I have to do here

give away free radio's for these people to "get it"

Anyway it's not always easy carrying a country

as big as America on your shoulders.

But I do so with dignity, character and

hopefully a sense of humor.

Without a sense of humor Bedtime Magic

you're already dead.

And thank you.

Sunday May 15th 6:30 PM

Joanne,

Do you like music?

Please read on!

And no other marketer in the world would dare put a

radio station on their website because you can

go to jail for taking one.

Think?

And that's how the top of your page should look

so everyone with an IQ of 5 will clearly understand it.

And this goes out to Miss Jocko Train

that fine lady who sounds like Shania Twain.

Lucinda, with all of this excitement and I still

have time to play with you?

Righteously

Lucinda Williams

Miss Paula Abdul and YOU.

I remember that spooky the ghost song you used to sing.

Who today wants to be a Cosmonaut?

Or a

Low

Cracker

Goodnight now.

Dale,

A million miles.

They're not very smart are they?

I would not be surprised one bit if Mr. Bruce Springsteen

himself were to show up on this website and just like magic!

Not to mention, I am the only one who can can bring

America to her knee's and make no mistake my friend.

America is going down on her knee's even as I write this.

Maybe now this all makes perfect sense.

Discover Why My Death Will Be

The Single Greatest Event In

The History of Network Marketing!

The Silent Killer!

Dale, I lost my access codes to this Topcities website

over two years ago and I'm too lazy to get another one.

Especially when there's 99 more free websites

further down on this page.

Americans love free websites and I don't blame them!

When you're running a business like I am here.

You give the public what they want.

Joseph, what else do you wait for?

Donna,

I'll wait for you.

Click here!

Stop LOOKING at it and click!

And that's how good I am Donna.

Come on swing!

Come on swing!

Can you feel it baby?

I can too!

Good Vibrations'

Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch

Donna, while all of you ladies here in New England

are still drooling over local guy Matt Damon.

Don't forget Mark Wahlberg.

The Perfect Storm

Both of these guys read my website and

Mark is a pretty good actor and singer himself.

Mr. Grant,

I can assure you.

NOBODY in Internet Marketing is teaching me anything.

And Mark Joyner Sir is a friend of mine.

And a former US Naval Intelligence Officer.

In a nutshell, there isn't another marketer on

planet earth that comes even remotely close to me.

But don't take my word for it ask Amazon.com?

It goes without saying, none of this would be possible

without all of the recording artists who read this website.

THEM I trust.

Mr. David Allan Boucher,

Before President Tom Spinks closed down Quest IV Health Inc.

He was in the process of hiring Mr. Jay Abraham to create

better marketing materials for all of us Quest distributors.

So obviously I know "who" he is?

To his credit, Tom personally offered to help finance

some of my own marketing expense's which I of course refused.

I like Tom, a former tight end with the Minnesota Vikings

and he caught touchdown passes thrown by Hall of Fame

quarterback Fran Tarkenton.

He just played for the wrong team?

Mr. and Mrs. Pelletier,

Tom Spinks is a very smart man.

When he first read my Restores+ testimonial in his office

in Arlington, Texas.

Tom clearly understood that this?

Click here: This?

And what you are reading below is the exact same thing.

I speak for psychiatric hospital inpatients all

around the world because many are to ill to speak

for themselves.

If somebody, ANYBODY wants a war with me on this issue?

You will get all the war you can handle and then some.

Like I said Mr. and Mrs. Pelletier, Tom is a very smart man.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

And please pay attention.

I told you all that I'm a sneaky little bastard.

Sometimes twice.

Mr. Fanning,

Crazy Horse?

His heart was in the right place but he trusted

the wrong people.

As luck would have it.

I do not suffer this great Chiefs shortcoming.

And you Sir, do not follow instructions very well.

Can't you see I'm very busy here?

Now the next clown who does that I'm going post your

full name on this website and make you famous

all around the world.

But for all of the wrong reasons?

Mr. David Allan Boucher,

Guerrilla Marketing!

I'm just flat out better than everyone else.

The pauper who ended 2000 years of ignorance.

That was another wizbang who THOUGHT he was an

Internet Marketer and he just got the lesson of his

life.....twice.

Kevin,

I would never say something like this to yours or anyone

else's face without telling you who I am where where I live.

That would be cowardly.

(978) 927-0948

Boston Radio and New England,

One thing I can't stand is whimps and candy asses?

My best friend, retired Master Sergeant Hal Doucette

and a decorated veteran of both Korea and Vietnam

has a favorite saying and it goes like this.

How dumb are they Joe?

They are sooo dumb it's like watching three monkeys

trying to chase a football.

Or something like that?

Hal, never lets me forget that he knows more than

I do and I never let Hal forget that I know he does.

Anyway Sir,

I am already in business and help people with depression.

And if I can be modest?

I am more famous for this and all around the world

I might add.

Than the very country you now live in.

The United States of America

No kidding.

Joseph, have YOU ever watched the motion picture

The Perfect Storm?

Yes Sir I have and more than once.

I think it's a Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio kind of thing.

I just love watching her work those lines?

The Perfect Storm

And what the movie didn't tell you!

Mr. Palmer,

It's not easy for these Captains to get fellows

to go out on these boats and my yapping away about it

is certainly not helping matters?

Sir,

As I told everyone here last year.

Mark Joyner told me that he was going to retire from

Internet Marketing and become a Philanthropist.

And no doubt Mark is still giving away far more

than he ever receives.

He didn't become famous by accident either.

Anyway I told Mark I was going to retire again myself.

Then I got all caught up in that Keep The Faith

Bon Jovi kind of music that's playing all over the radio

these days and I decided to stick around.

Yes, Mr. Bad Medicine himself and ladies.

You know "who" on strings?

Speaking of music, I understand that singer/songwriter

LeAnn Rimes is with us this evening and I would

like to tell her how I say her name and using

only three letters.

FOX

Regards,

Joe

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

A New Day Has Come

Celine Dion

The Lady of The Light'

And here's a really neat idea!

Let's try being nice to Joe and Celine.

It's looks like these two might know something?

And what are you going to do Bedtime Magic!

These people (not all of you) are idiots.

SHE "gets it"

And of course the list goes on and on.

Mr. Jay Abraham,

I knew you would be back again Sir.

You all come back.

Bette Davis Eyes

Kim Carnes

And SHE knows something?

Good luck!

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic,

Mr. Donald Trump just looked at his new wife and said:

Well, I guess I'm off the hook!

Last year he tried to squeeze me into building a new

orphanage using my name but your money?

Saturday April 2nd 11:30 AM

Bedtime Magic, I don't think Joe realizes how hard

it is to run a hit television show from a helicopter?

But I have to give him credit!

He is indeed the prince of paupers and that is why

I read his website and turn my radio on.

Thank you Mr. Trump you're more wise than you are rich.

I do realize there are many people reading this website right now

who are struggling and feeling quite sorry themselves.

Some are even rich and famous?

Life, God or whatever has dealt them a bad hand

or so it seems.

In fact, there is nobody in this world right now

who has it as bad as you do reader?

I would like to thank United States Air Force

Captain Lance Peter Sijan for reminding

each and everyone of us and clearly illustrating

the difference between those Americans who

talk the talk and those Americans

who walk the walk.

The former of course are nothing but losers who

will point the finger at everyone but themselves

for their sorry state of affairs and sad lot in life.

The later, are very special individuals who

"lead the way" hoping the rest of us will follow.

Captain Lance Peter Sijan

He Doesn't See Me

Sarah Brightman

HIM I respect.

And none of us with the possible exception of

The Good Commander could even carry this man's

shoes much less wear them.

Thank you Captain Sijan and from all of us here in

New England.

A calm reminder for all of us.

Mr. and Mrs. Sijan,

Sometimes our fellow Americans need a refresher course

on what the word "hero" really means?

Once again, I would like to thank the gentle giant

from Wisconsin or at least I hope he is gentle?

For sending me these photographs and making this

tribute page possible.

The gentle giant.

He told me, these pictures were taken at another

awards ceremony in Captain Lance Sijan's honor.

Bedtime Magic, it would be very crass of me not

thank The Wordman'

So I'll do so now and publically.

All Because Of You

U2

And Bono you're more than welcome.

How to dismantle an Atomic bomb.

That was very clever?

And now I know why you call HIM.

The Edge

By the way, before you criticize, mock or even worse

laugh at sports figures, celebrities or anybody else

who has made mistakes.

You better take a good look at yourself and see

if you made any?

Carol,

Doctor Phil is a very smart man who I believe

is sincerely trying to help people and I have watched

his show and yes, HE too reads my website.

Look, not all television is dumb just most of it.

Someday I'm going to write my own song about this

website and call it.

You Raise Me Up

And then ask Mr. Josh Groban to sing it?

Joseph, it's another dull and boring Saturday night

here in New England.

Sing us song tonight you're

The Piano Man

Billy Joel

Sure thing Ruth and no problem!

Sadeness Part 1

Enigma

Tommorow is Sunday and I like covering my own

ass if you catch my drift?

And probably why The Vatican spends more time

reading this website than they do trying to decide

what Church they should close down next here in America.

Or Holy Shrine depending on what they're having for dinner?

But I am not a heartless son-of-a-bitch.

And God bless The Pope.

A man who has less fear of dying than most people do of living.

As he shows the entire world how to do it with dignity

and grace.

Hopefully we all can learn from HIM.

By celebrating his life not mourning his death?

Carol, today I'm an Internet Marketer and

America's very worst nightmare come true.

Only because I am so good at what I do.

Great headlines and killer classified ads

will drive more traffic to your website than any

other form advertising and it will also beat the

search engine listing.......everytime.

And NOBODY does the above better than me.

Carol, if your server does not have an effective

pop-up window killer like America Online.

Then you are using the wrong server?

Lastly, all Network Marketing companies have less

than honest distributors and people who's integrity

I would certainly question including Formor International.

In fact, I'm keeping that message up here as an object

lesson for any potential new distributor looking for

an honest sponsor regardless what Network Marketing

company they decide to join.

And no I do not know Mr. Ryszard Lagodka.

He's a piker next to me and he knows it.

Carol, I don't hear any songs on the radio about him?

Maybe the guy doesn't like Bruce Springsteen.

Why don't you go down and ask him?

The Prince of Vagabonds'

Obviously Bedtime Magic I know the President of

Formor International and his family read my website.

He's a native of the Philippine Islands.

People I might add that I hold in very high regard

for helping to keep my little ass alive during a very

nasty Civil War.

I could write a stand alone book on this subject that

would keep all of you quite captivated.

But I don't like writing books and I'm lazy?

By the way,

America's Favorite #1 Game 3 Blind Mice $$$

Helps us all to do our jobs better and whatever job

that may be.

Wouldn't you say?

Vanessa, I think of you too and I would

gladly walk a 1000 miles just to see you.

But right now I'm kind of busy.

A Thousand Miles

Miss Vanessa Carlton folks!

Kevin,

Obviously playing our usual Saturday night hits

is secondary to going to church on Sunday.

Afterall, we are talking about a power much greater

than our own?

But we'll get back to the sound of music again

and before you can say.

Blue on Black

The Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band

And that's just for starters.

Look Sir, none of this is rocket science and you don't

have to be a mental giant to understand any of it.

---

Hero

Chad Kroeger

Internet Marketing!

I'm the best there is.....or ever will be.

Period

---

April 10th 2004

Visitor, that looks like bell

up there doesn't it?

Go ahead now and take another little peek.

Today is Sunday!

And that's not a credit card you're looking at!

I stand by these three children.

How about you?

You're more than welcome.

Kevin,

Now The Almighty' with all of his infinite wisdom

knows it's too late for me.

A washed up bum and Joe nobody.

But God has wonderful plans for all of you.

And why is it taking so long to write my book?

1) I don't care about the book and never did but

I will finish it.

2) My name is not Steven King who is also

reading this website.

3) Something may smell rotten in Denmark but not

at this address.

The Portrait of Dorian Grey

You Never Make A Deal With The Devil!

Sir, I not only remember the day I asked for this deal

but also the night I prayed for it.

Be carefull what you pray for.

You might get it?

http://restoreguy.topcities.com/DorianGrey.html

Sir, the good folks at Bedtime Magic have been reading

my website for almost three years.

If you will just read their individual biography's.

I am sure you will agree with me.

There is not one stupe among them.

And did I just say stupe?

Visitor, are you still confused?

I know the feeling my friend and I sometimes

feel this very way myself.

Now read this and you don't need an

IQ of 90 to understand it.

And that's right Metallica.

Nothing Else Matters

And you guys didn't just jump out of a box of

Captain Crunch.

Here is my own first hand account of

The Almighty'

In swift action when he is ANGRY at you.

The Higher Power goes right through you

like a ghost!

He comes out your other side and shows you your very soul!

You beg him to give it back to you but here's the thing...

Once your soul is taken in such a dastardly manner,

it is forever lost.

You are now the (soul-less) property of

The Demon'

The Demon' will do with you as he damn well pleases

your options here are none!

You have entered...

The Darkness

The Abyss

The only one who can save you is the very one

you have forsaken and denied.

"The Almighty Himself"

The Higher Power

There you have it in a nutshell and both sides

of the coin.

How do you suppose such things are written?

Lastly, school is just getting started here

and please read on.

It's interesting to note:

That my sponsor down there Mr. Tom Obrian

is a former Vietnam combat veteran who's own

true stories make mine pale in comparison.

But as you can see and like most of your veterans.

Tom has much better things to do than write another

book about war stories.

More specifically, helping people like YOU.

"Joe, I don't know anyone in Alternative

Medicine that doesn't know about you".

I am truly honored to be your sponsor.

Tom Obrian - Licensed Nutritionist

New York, NY

Thank you again Tom and neither do I.

Joe

Since 1997

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Mr. David Allan Boucher,



Take a real good look at that photograph visitor.

If you see yourself standing behind those bars!

Then you're part of the problem and not the solution.

Do you know who said that?

Lenny Kravitz

In short reader, there isn't another marketer

on planet earth who comes remotely close to me.

And this fact is without question or dispute.

The very best of the best read my website and

I don't blame them.

Now please excuse me, I have to "flick" some of these

parasites and chokers (spammers) off my back.

If you are an Internet Marketer wanabee?

Read on and watch how I do this!

You might LEARN something.

If people would take the time to read my testimonial!

They would immediately see that it was written over

seven years ago to help save peoples lives and not sell

bottles of Restores+

In Network Marketing they call that people helping people

or at least they used too?

Internet Marketing!

Bedtime Magic, and there is always another clown who THINKS

he or she is smarter, better and faster than you.

The Top Gun

That's the bad news now here's the good news.

Mr. Calvert is THINKING much better now!

Maybe he even turned his radio on?

The Silent Killer!

A recent marketing survey states that your website

has only 2.5 seconds to grab your visitors attention.

And if your headline does not grab every single

visitor and by the jugular.

Then you have completely lost them.

If you lose them?

This is not your visitors fault.

It's yours.

Do you know the reason why I don't always have an eye

catching headline on the top of my page?

Because I don't even have to do this.

Sad but true, I am professionally employed and probably

make more money than most of the readers of my website.

Yes, I could easily afford a fancy or even a flash website.

But for what we are doing here I like using free websites.

For psychological reasons.

And of course Bedtime Magic, like writing great headlines

and killer classified ads.

NOBODY does this better than me.

Mr. David Allan Boucher, these clowns are getting a lot

here for $00.00

Let's hope they're smart enough to take it?

Fear God.

It's healthy.

Ladies and gentlemen!

You are getting some very sound advice here.

And you would be wise to take it.

And by the grace of God visitor!

Maybe a "lightbulb" will now go off inside

of your own head.

The Prince of Vagabonds'

Sunday March 27th 6:30 PM

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Now what did we all just discover today about your

host of The Higher Power website?

We discovered that I lose, you lose, we ALL lose.

But The Most High'

His Omnipresence

NEVER loses.

Ever.

And of course Shania Twain, Celine Dion

and Miss Norah Jones did not bet on the wrong

horse either!

The Supernatural!

Stop LOOKING at it visitor and click!

You're welcome.

Joe

And that's how smart and fast I am lady.

Internet Marketing?

I am even better than I say I am.

Kim, probably another reason why I am the one who is writing

this website and it's all of you who are reading it?

And watch how I take care of these spammers tommorow night.

This is going to be fun and for all of us!

And did I just say fun?

Kim, I would not be surprised and as if by magic

we all saw singer/songwriter John Cougar Mellencamp

further down on this page.

Me and him go back a few years.

"Joseph, you're a pariah in your own country?"

Yes John, that may very well be true.

But I'm a prince in the only world that matters.

In either case and in lew of todays historic event.

I believe Tina Turner just came out of retirement.

And if this is true my friends?

This thing is OVER.

Barry,

Mr. Robert Plant like Mr. Eric Clapton and both men

have suffered very serious hardships.

Well, Mr. Plant has already been here and left.

Stairway To Heaven

Led Zeppelin

And I think you catch my drift?

Boston Radio!

Someday (Nickelback) and hi again fellas!

I may show my two daughters this website.

But right now, they think good old Dad is a real sweetheart.

And that's just the way I like it.

Sunday March 27th 6:00 PM

Boston Radio,

As you all witnessed and with your own eyes.

That went exceptionally well today and thank you again.

Just for the record.

I am not so vain (Carly Simon) to think all of

those songs you play on the radio are about me.

Joey

Concrete Blonde

Do you know what the flip side of that CD is?

Heal Me

And I think she might be on to something!

Heal it up or lose it?

She's another one who didn't just jump out of

a box of Cracker Jacks.

Boston Radio, maybe John Fogerty is right

and I am the wicked old witch!

Personally, the whole thing looks like Deja Vu

all over again to me and I would never argue with

the man who showed us the clearwater.

John, sometimes the pen is mightier than the sword?

Mr. Michael Buble'

Wow can you belt out a song and I mean ANY song!

Yes your right, Captain Smith (me) and Pocahontas

did have a mad affair and right on Osaka, Japan's

International Airport's air-strip with planes actually

flying right over our heads.

That's a true story.

I had scoped out this airport before I even met her

inside of the airport so all of this was easier

than you might think.

That's probably the biggest difference between sailors

and every other branch of the U.S. military.

We do all the little things that can lead to

bigger things later.

Anyway, the problem as I recall?

When I got back to the States and discharged from the

U.S. Navy I was supposed to go to her reservation

and meet all of her family and we both would live

happily ever after or so we had planned.

But somehow I lost her address in San Francisco or Della

took it out of my wallet and got rid of it.

I'm not sure which?

More about Pocahontas, and why I don't get "star struck"

watching Hollywood's red carpet extravaganza of the stars

on television like all of you folks (in my next posting).

And as usual you're right again Boston Radio!

They just don't write like that anymore.

Sadly, I can't remember who sings that song.

In either case, were these guys wrong?

Photograph

Def Leppard

No!

Mr. David Allan Boucher,

I think it's time now for everyone to wake up

and smell the coffee?

And finally 2000 years of ignorance (ours) has been

laid to rest.

Internet Marketer wanabee's!

I waited?

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

The bait and switch.

And I think that's enough history making for one day.

Goodnight!

Joseph, it's now quite obvious to all of us

that you know more about The Supernatural

than you are sharing with us on your website?

Answer:

It's now very obvious to me that everyone of you

who thinks so is absolutely right.

Some of the worlds most famous magicians would

shit their pants if they spent one day with me.

And sadly this bears repeating here again.

Don't one more person ask me what His Omnipresence

means.

You are not only embarrassing yourself but every single

reader of this website not to mention the entire cast

and crew of Boston Radio Bedtime Magic.

Thank you.

Miss Higgins,

Multi-Level- Marketing Pop-Up Windows!

The people behind these smoke and mirror advertisements

are some of the biggest phonys in the business.

Look lady, if you trust these kind of people with your money.

Then your more stupid than they are greedy.

America Online comes with a very effective pop-up

window killer and it doesn't cost you a penny.

Mr. Plain Speaking!

David, 95% of all visitors to your website will have

an attention span of O and an IQ of 10

All professional marketers know this

but I am the only one who will tell you.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Candy O'Terry,

I don't mean to sound redundant but these miracles

are absolutely useless without reliable witnesses

and as many as you can possibly get.

By the way, everyday I follow that simple three step

formula myself.

It's the smart thing to do.

Joe

Jewel

Look at them!

They're ALL standing still.

Joe, that don't impress me much!

Shania Twain

I'm like a bad dream that never goes away.

And how does Brad Pitt look now?

He's LOOKING real good.

And when you drive a stake into someones heart.

Make sure you push it all the way.

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/thesupernatural.html

And leave nothing to chance.

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/princeofvagabonds.html

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Candy O,

Matadors?

When I'm long dead and gone.

You can tell everyone that you lived long enough

to see one.

And this website is certainly no secret.

All folks have to do is turn their radio on.

And how hard is that?

The Portrait of Dorian Grey

You Never Make A Deal With The Devil!

In rock and roll they call that.

Blue on Black

The Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band

Thunderbolt & Lightfoot!

Bonnie,

I tip my hat off to Mr. Kenny Wayne Shepherd.

He's a pretty smart fellow.

April 10th 8:00 AM

Today is Sunday!

That's not a credit card you're looking

and I stand by these three children.

How about you?

You're more than welcome.

The Prince of Vagabonds'

Would anybody else today like to play

The Internet Marketing Game

and with yours truly.

And I do mean ANYONE?

Perhaps you are reading this and you yourself are

a very famous marketer and you would like a crack at

The Prince of Vagabonds'

Step up to the plate!

(978) 927-0948

Restoreguy@aol.com

And I am waiting very patiently.

Candy O,

Do you know what I like best about singer/songwriter

Don Henley

He THINKS even better than he sings.

Shania Twain,

It's not going to stop hell from dropping

with my next posting and a nightmare that I would

not wish on my worst enemy.

Or as my ex wife used to say.

Joe, there's cold and then there's you.

But I do like to give credit where credit it deserved.

Speaking of credit!

Right now will Shania Twain, Celine Dion

and Miss Norah Jones please stand up and take

another bow!

Once again, all three of you ladies today were

just simply outstanding!

Mr. David Allan Boucher,

Mr. James Earl Jones reads my website and he "gets it"

So I really don't understand what's the problem here?

People would have better success attacking Hannibal

than they would attacking me.

And HE'S the guy who not only crushed the great

Roman Empire but literally brought Rome

to it's knee's.

Like I'm doing to America right now sitting here

on my ass eating a bag of potato chips.

Lisa,

I don't kid?

Mr. and Mrs. Lavoie,

Alexander The Great's greatest weakness was

Chief Crazy Horse's greatest strength.

Alexander The Great thought he was a God.

And I have thanked a lot of people on this website

for helping me.

We all have teachers and many of mine are on this website.

But I do not have to thank Chief Crazy Horse.

And for the very same reason I asked all of you not

to thank me but instead thank her.

Cindy

Of course, Mitakuye Oyasin and his people are

probably the only ones who understand what

I am talking about here.

Lisa,

With my next posting The Indian Burial Grounds Part II

We are going to see just how smart all of my visitors are?

Lazarus

Lisa, don't YOU ever use that word.

It's the kiss of death.

Joe

And still standing like a stone wall.

Stonewall Jackson

Ryan,

There is an Angel on this website but it's certainly not me.

And like many of you, I was much to busy being too smart

to even give this woman one minute of my time.

Today of course the tables have turned and now people

avoid me and where I live at 4 Cliff Street

Beverly, Massachusetts 01915

Like the plague.

To avoid getting one.

If any of you would like to put this theory to the test?

Then by all means be my guest.

(978) 927-0948

Restoreguy@aol.com

And NOBODY walks with me.

And not to rub salt into the wound Bedtime Magic.

But HE understands that page better than I do?

Love's Divine

Seal

The Prince of Vagabonds'

His prince of vagabonds.

Not yours.

Wednesday March 23rd 10:30 PM

Mr. David Allan Boucher,

I guess nobody is feeling brave today?

Or on any other day for that matter.

My phone has never been so quiet.

In hindsight, I probably should waited another 30 years

when I was older like Black Elk.

Goodnight.

And cheer up!

Tommorow is a new day with more fish to fry.

And if Mr. Stonewall Jackson was on our side?

The Civil War would have been over sooner!

Americans should spend less time watching the dumbtube

and more time reading their history.

You might LEARN something!

And pissing me off is not the smart thing to do.

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/princeofvagabonds.html

Lady, the reason why no other marketer has a radio station

on their website is because you can go to jail for taking one.

THINK?

It's good for the soul.

And the United States Senate and the United States Congress

is not going to say or do anything.

Just for the record Bedtime Magic and you people

have been reading my website now for over two years.

I would like you all to know that I don't take

any personal pleasure in any of this.

Internet Marketing!

There is me......and then all the rest.

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Doctor Kevin Nunley.

The next thing you know we'll see Miss Norah Jones

on this website.

Now wouldn't that be something?

King David, my daughter ran that other phone number right

clean through the roof when she got back from Georgia.

Not being a dope?

I'm not giving her a second chance.

Speaking of dope, when I drove down to Georgia

to meet her Coast Guard boyfriend and a real nice guy.

I told her, look don't mess around and screw up with

this guy, he rides around in a Coast Guard crash boat

carrying a shotgun and busting drug smugglers.

Chicks love those kind of guys.

So what does she do!

She screwed up?

Bedtime Magic, she'll never be mistaken for

Jessie's Girl

Rick Springfield

Bedtime Magic, that sounds like a clue?

I see HE's really hot on this website.

And no wonder!

Everything you see here is free and the only thing

I ask from you visitor is this.

Don't be stupid.

Folks I just got back from Yarmouthport yesterday and

I highly recommend those Murder Mystery weekends.

Anywhere from 8 to 12 people play this game and

they're a lot of fun.

You'll also be pleased to know that Cape Cod Radio

is on this website like flys on shit.

It must be true that birds of a feather flock together?

In this case, New England Radio stations.

The very first song I heard when I put on my

headphones was and you folks guessed it!

Who today wants to be a Cosmonaut?

Or a

Low

Cracker

A million miles?

And thank you very much Boston Radio!

That song still cracks me up.

By the way Cape Cod Radio, this notoriety you're receiving

here doesn't last very long so I hope you are enjoying it?

Unless and like last summer another Great White Shark

should be patrolling your shores snatching up innocent

tourists like they were snacks sent from heaven.

And two Great White sharks would be even better.

I discovered last summer that nothing brings you more

International traffic than these little darlings of the deep.

Along with the usual death, mayhem and confusion

they provide nice summer resorts like yours.

Commercial Fishermen!

We just feed them.....and bleed them.

Cape Cod Radio!

I've been to more places than most of you people

have seen stamps.

With the exception of The Good Commander of course.

I'm a piker next to HIM.

Saturday April 2nd 1:30 PM

And just added out of necessity.

"In just about everything I can possibly think of Joe."

Wow! Bedtime Magic that was really close and thank you

for your brutally honest insight Mr. Richard Marcinko.

Folks, as a nice little bonus!

This website is also about self preservation and survival.

More specifically my own.

And a calm reminder of just how small each and everyone

of us truly is whether we are still in the water or not?

Joe

Fellow Internet marketers, if you're all pikers

next to me and you are.

And I'm a piker next to The Good Commander and I

most certainly am.

Where does this leave you?

And Cape Cod Radio, maybe we can do this again in July.

Joan,

Discover How One Homeless Man With Faith

Drove A Stake Through America's Heart!

Before the United States Congress and the

United States Senate could

put a bayonet into his!

Joan, they all read this website and cannot stop me

so "who" does this leave?

I just did the simple math and came up with!

O

http://restoreguy.webspace4free.biz/crazyhorse.html

Twice.

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/crazyhorse.html

Furthermore, Native Americans all across the USA

read my website and these people are not stupid.

One would have to conclude that they all know it's

not Peter Pan who is writing it.

Welcome to the only website in the world where

I take all the risks and you get all the benefits.

Crazy Horse

Everytime this guy threw the ball!

He knocked down all the pins.

Joan,

I'm tired now and goodnight.

Maybe someday they'll sing songs about you too?

And unless you are reading this and have an IQ of 10

or you just don't like music?

I think it's time now for everyone to wake up

and smell the coffee.

As my photograph clearly illustrates I'm not

a very old fellow and I can literally play this game

of cat and mouse for another 30 years.

And standing on my head.

To be blunt, this can be as easy or as hard

as all of you would like it to be.

It really makes no difference to me.

A little bit further down on my page you will

discover a magic link that I have aptly titled.

The Lightman'

And some of the wisest of the wise this evening

are right now reading it.

Visitor, in all fairness to you.

I already know you're a loser and before I even

brought you here.

Today It's America's Favorite #1 Game

and it's called 3 Blind Mice $$$

(Please see further down on this page)

And you are not going to fail here today

because I will not let you fail.

Saturday April 9th 8:00 AM

Miss Norah Jones

YOU

We like!

Joe

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and Killer Classified Ads I Knocked Down 52 States

In Less Than 90 Days Giving Away Free Websites!

And NOBODY does the above better than me.

Mr. Plain Speaking!

I would like to make something very clear here

and I am only going to say it once.

I speak for psychiatric hospital inpatients all

around the world because many are to ill to speak

for themselves.

If somebody, ANYBODY wants a war with me on this issue?

You will get all the war you can handle and then some.

The Trojan Horse

No kidding.

Mitakuye Oyasin

Health Nutritionists and Medical Professionals

from all around the world read my website.

And they are feeling just as hopeless

and helpless as you and I to all the events

as they are unfolding here.

Click below!

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Do it and do it now!

And today nice people will thank both

Mrs. Betty J. Eadie and Amazon.com

For helping us to be - all we can see.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Saturday April 9th 8:00 AM

Miss Norah Jones,

Native Americans?

These people are "light years" ahead of the rest of us.

So much so that I am actually embarrassed.

And thanks to your thoughtfulness and wisdom

a very dark cloud has just been lifted and

all across New England.

Or as you would say?

Sunrise

Thank you.

Wow!

I still say you do that better than I do.

Sunday April 10th 12:00 PM

Miss Jones,

I call that the three points of right!

And you are becoming quite popular around here.

Once again, all of us here in New England.

Thank you......twice!

And I waited.

And finally 2000 years of ignorance (ours) has been

laid to rest.

Today let's re-cap the historical events of

Sunday April 10th 5:00 PM

---

Sunday April 10th 5:00 PM

Introducing America's Favorite #1 Game

and it's called 3 Blind Mice $$$

Visitor, to date nobody has ever flunked this game.

And don't you embarrass all the rest of us

here this afternoon and be the first.

Most people who visit my website are pretty smart

and you're probably pretty smart yourself.

Now let's see just how smart you are?

And please remember.

We are not reading history we are making it!

And there is a very big difference.

Boston Radio and New England!

Now if I believed in the supernatural and

I am not saying that I do.

Well, todays pull the rabbit out of the hat

trick always works better with witnesses and as many

as you can possibly get!

And did I just say witnesses?

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Now what did we all plainly see here today

in New England as we all look out of our windows?

The answer is so obvious that if it was

a dog it would bite all of you on the nose.

And cheer up!

Once you get past THAT initial "fright"

It's really not so bad now is it?

Here is my blue print if you will

and simple three step formula to salvation.

Let us not forget and I won't let you!

I'm the guy who wrote.

The Portrait of Dorian Grey

You Never Make A Deal With The Devil!

In rock and roll they call that.

Blue on Black

The Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band

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So I can vouch for how well this works.

Bow your head.

Drop to your knee's.

Keep your mouth shut.

The Most High'

His Omnipresence

And don't some clown today e-mail and

ask me what His Omnipresence means.

You will not only embarrass all the readers

of this website but also yourself.

Here's another tip!

I immediately shove my "ego"

and what little of it I have left?

Just as far up my ass as I can possibly get it

when I apply this simple three step formula.

It's the smart thing to do.

Are you a new visitor

but you are still confused?

I know the feeling my friend and I

sometimes feel this very way myself.

Let me help un-confuse you.

After all these years of us chit chatting.

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Perhaps now you can not only see

but actually feel the incredible power of.

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Today it's America's Favorite #1 Game!

And for lack of a better description I call it.

3 Blind Mice $$$

Truly a life changing experience

and for everyone who plays it!

Can you guess which one the wiseman

is sitting on?

Visitor, to date nobody has ever failed

this game and don't you embarrass the rest of us

or yourself by being the first.

#1 Bull

#2 Bull

#3 Bull

There you have it.

And congratulations!

You pass Go and collect $200.00

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

The 3 Bulls

Did you notice how I set that up

so nobody would fail?

And I do mean NOBODY.

There is one other little thing

that I did forget to mention.

When you drive a stake into someones heart.

Make sure you push it all the way.

The Rat!

And to steal a line from one of America's

favorite actors and directors Mr. Clint Eastwood.

"A man has got to know his limitations".

And I would add.

Once in awhile and very quietly take a look

at your surroundings.

You might LEARN something.

And cheer up everyone!

Let's all look at the bright side.

At least you, me and all of us here

are sleeping better at night.

Meet The Holy Man of The Oglala, Sioux

Is that one busy?

Please try this one!

Meet The Holy Man of The Oglala, Sioux

Black Elk Speaks

HIM I respect and thank you.

I have read his book and more than once

and I don't need a crystal ball to tell me

that HE knows something?

Lastly, none of this is rocket science and it

doesn't take a mental giant to grasp the life

saving information that you see on this website.

Visitor, here's where that wizbang marketer

made his big mistake.

He didn't read this!

Is that one busy?

I know the feeling my friend and I can never

get into that page myself.

Try this one?

And if you would like to thank someone.

Please thank her.

Cindy

And finally 2000 years of ignorance (ours) has been

laid to rest.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

In hindsight, I probably should have called this website.

Pressure

And more specifically how everyday here

I apply it.

And with deadly effect.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

You all will be pleased to know that today my own

"ego" weighs less than my shadow.

Joseph, here at Bedtime Magic we are absolutely

thrilled that today your "ego" is smaller than

a grain of sand.

But you still never told us what is a Windwalker?

Read Lame Deer

Seeker of Visions

The Life of a Sioux Medicine Man

page 124 and use your imagination?

A Touchstone Book Published by Simon and Schuster.

These Native Americans are very smart people and

I refer to this interesting book quite often myself.

The Lightman'

Now obviously it's to late for me dear reader.

I am nothing but a washed up has been.

A bum and pauper if you will!

But God has wonderful plans for you.

Mr. & Mrs Gilmore, the sun?

It's certainly no secret anymore.

And look at it like a 3 way lightbulb.

The more of you who LOOK up and give thanks.

"The brighter it gets"

And the "brighter" that sun gets folks.

The sooner we can all go home!

---

Hero

Chad Kroeger

Internet Marketing!

I'm the best there is.....or ever will be.

Period

---

April 10th 2004

Visitor, that looks like bell

up there doesn't it?

Go ahead now and take another little peek.

Today is Sunday!

And that's not a credit card you're looking

at stupid and I stand by these three children.

How about you?

You're more than welcome.

Mr. & Mrs Gilmore, maybe after 2000 years of ignorance

(ours) it makes His Omnipresence happy.

How do I know?

I'm just a bum and a Joe nobody.

Fear God

It's healthy.

The Prince of Vagabonds'

His prince of vagabonds.

Not yours.

Here's another big tip and I'm going

to do this myself!

If you simply watch this evenings sunset you might

acquire something Native Americans call.

Wisdom

Maybe I should find a place for this on

The Higher Power' website.

It may save someone's life and soul?

Saturday April 9th 4:00 PM

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

As luck would have it!

I just got home from witnessing this evenings sunset myself

and I have to agree with each and everyone of you tonight.

That sunset was simply breath-taking and literally

if you are not carefull?

In fact Bedtime Magic, if I was a "visionary" of sorts

I would write about all of this and post it on the

Internet to share with the whole world.

Speaking of visionary and visionary wanabee's?

$$$

Don't anyone get any looney tune idea's about

writing their own book or making some kind

of movie about any of this.

Yes, no matter how "enlightened" you have now become

or think you have become?

The "light" is not for sale to others or I

would already be a millionaire and ten times over.

I live in bookstores by the way and NOTHING gets by me.

*Your time and money would be much better spent

making sure your local churches stay open where you live.

And unless you are completely daft, blind or you

cannot read my website, there is a very good reason.

They're closing them around here in New England

faster than they can put up the Condo's that are

replacing them.

Even my old hiding place.

The Shrine of Our Lady of La Salette

Shania Twain,

A mans "vision" is like eyesight and 20/20

And it better be because your very next breath

may depend on it.

Maybe the 2005 Grammy Award Winner Bruce Springsteen

will come out with a new CD and call it.

Devils & Dirt?

In hindsight Shania and like my good friend Cindy.

A New Day Has Come

And Celine Dion was being more than kind.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

And who's Standing Still now?

Not Jewel

Visitor, wake up!

I think SHE'S trying to tell you something?

In fact, I KNOW she's trying to tell you something.

Hey have you folks been out on the highway and done

a little looking around?

What a circus!

It's like watching the blind leading the blind and ALL

these nice people around me are totally oblivious to their

own surroundings and the miracle that is happening

in front of them and right above their own heads.

Reminds me of those rodents we call lemmings.

The blind following the blind and without THINKING?

They all follow the leader and right off the cliff.

I think The Wordman' (Bono) said it best!

And what else could he be?

The traffic is stuck little boys and girls.

And you're all shit out of luck!

Beautiful Day

&

U2

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Mr. Run Rebel Run (Tom Petty)

Calls me The Last D-Jay and maybe he's right!

I don't know about you people.

But my favorite amendment is the very first one!

Your right to free speech.

No I didn't say Chong and Cheech I said free speech?

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic, speaking of comedians.

I believe the master of disaster!

Ours not his.

"The Hippy Dippy Weatherman"

And tonights forecast?

Dark

Mr. George Carlin would have a field day with this website.

Yes, Mr. Good Shit, bad shit, your shit, my shit

and everybody's shit........himself!

Anyway has anybody seen Six Paks.

The world calls him Cherry Bomb!

But I call him Six Paks because that's how

many he smokes everyday.

(John Cougar Mellencamp)

And more about this legend from Indiana visitor

is further down on my page.

And smart people will go read it?

Good evening Uncle Kracker!

And how the hell did we all wind up like this?

Look fellas, as we get near to wrapping up

this true story or as you guys call it.

A paperback novel that smells like a rotten

Hollywood horror or something like that?

Personally, I think Pocketfull of Miracles (Phil Collins)

hit the nail and right on the head!

The whole thing is just a damn shame.

Anyway, I'm here without you too!

And only three doors down.

A young old man writing my book at

4 Cliff!

Someday?

Nickelback

And young lady, I don't know who you are either but

I'm With You

Miss Avril Lavigne

And hang tight honey!

This dog and pony show is just getting started.

Visitor, did I just say living legend?

Here is your chance to say hello to one.

Click here!

Wednesday December 1st 5:30 PM

Boston Radio and New England!

As you all know, it is a very dark, cloudy

and rainy day here in New England.

Now what did we all plainly witness here

today as we all looked out of our windows?

And did I just say witnesses?

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Should we tell them?

The answer is so obvious that if it was

a dog it would bite all of you on the nose.

And cheer up!

Once you get past THAT initial "fright"

It's really not so bad now is it?

A New Day Has Come

Celine Dion

Oh?

Ya oh!

Here's a really good idea that makes a lot of sense

at this address.

Let's try being nice to Joe and Celine.

It looks like these two might know something?

Celine Dion, further down on my page you will

discover why I left this amazing secret to you and

all of the worlds top recording artists who read

this website.

In fact, I just got done reading it again myself.

Monday April 11th 12:00 PM

Drops of Jupiter'

Train

Visitor, do you like music.

THINK?

And that was a very nice "touch" Bedtime Magic!

I sometimes listen to this wonderful song myself.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

And did I just say think?

Are you people starting to appreciate what we have

all stumbled upon here!

http://www.melbamoore.com

I would also like to thank Celine Dion and I believe

everyone is on the same page as all the rest of us now.

Lisa, a heavy price was paid to bring you all of this

and a price that I'm not sure too many of you

would have paid.

And how many times do I have to repeat this?

Native Americans from all across The United States

of America read my website.

And these people are not stupid.

One would have to conclude that they all know

it's not Peter Pan or Casper The Friendly Ghost

Shania Twain

YOU

We like!

Vagabonds'

If it's not fun we don't do it.

And writing a book about yourself is about

the least fun thing I can think of doing.

Like being a boilerman technician on a Destroyer.

All the action is above deck and your stuck below deck.

It's the pits.

In fact, us snipes call it The Hole.

And for a very good reason.

The other side of the coin?

Introducing America's Favorite #1 Game

3 Blind Mice $$$

Now that's fun!

Lisa,

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http://restoreguy.0catch.com/machete.html

There you go?

It will take me a little while to complete the

the other Higher Power website but I will.

I had a nice Brinkster Higher Power website but last

year they took it away from me.

By the way.

My friend Edgar didn't just save my life but also

saved me from a very slow and painfull death.

Further down the road Edgar stopped the bus and we

both looked back at the dead Huk he had just run over.

And of course his friends were not very happy about this?

Edgar told me: Smit, they would have tied you to

a tree and sliced you up slow and piecemeal.

Lisa, if he and my other Philippino friends were here

with me right now and I wish they were.

I know what they would all say.

Smit, why are you wasting your time with these idiots.

Forget them.

And let's go out we're in America.

Lisa, I am not being wise just honest.

That is what they would say?

The Philippino's I hung around with didn't even like Americans.

Which makes my own experience with them even more remarkable.

John,

Black Elk Speaks

The Life Story of a Holy Man of the Oglala Sioux

He was ahead of your time and mine.

And I really didn't feel it was necessary to

mention why you all should read his book.

I would hope most of you reading my website

were smart enough to do it on your own?

Like I have said here before.

None of this is rocket science and you don't have to be

very smart to catch the drift of what we are doing here.

Shania Twain,

It's me gain, Joe

I just talked with a guy who recently who

suffered a major heart attack and he read.

The Whispering Wind'

And he didn't "get it".

Now here is a clown who was given a second chance

and this little mistake on his part could prove

fatal.

If I were him, I would keep reading it

until I did "get it".

When somebody hands you a gift horse so to speak.

You should take it.

Joe

These very same Universal Laws apply to myself.

And God forbid, we wouldn't want anything bad to

happen to the host of this website now would we?

Of course not!

Tuesday November 16th 6:00 PM

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Remember this?

Sorry folks, it looks like my Bravenet website

is out of service and hopefully it will be

repaired and back online soon?

In either case it really doesn't matter.

Click here: 100 Best Free Websites!

And Boston Radio Bedtime Magic,

NOBODY in their right mind wants me to take

and promote anymore of these amazing free websites.

Joseph, that was very well said and we all

agree with you!

However, not everybody can write great headlines

and killer classified ads which in turn drives

everyday American consumers to all of your amazing

free websites.

Not to mention, I don't have 14 New England Radio

stations and executives for cable televisions

Home Box Office reading my Higher Power

website everyday like you do.

Much less Hollywood movie stars like Mr. Paul Newman

and Mr. Robert Redford.

I'm just a small businessman who would like to generate

some free publicity that will cost me $00.00

Joseph, what should I do?

Sir, that's a good question and here's your answer.

And if I can be blunt, I like free stuff myself.

I would suggest you learn how to prepare a

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Mr. Jenson,

The moral of everything you just read above

is simply this.

I lose, you lose....we ALL lose.

The Most High'

His Omnipresence

NEVER loses!

Ever.

And if I am making all of this look ridiculously easy?

That's because it is.

Mitakuye Oyasin,

Personally, I think that Mr. Murphy fella

The Good Commander is always talking about in his

Rogue Warrior books is nothing but the devil in disguise.

Sent to ruin all of your well layed out plans?

And he is very good at it.

Murphys Law simply stated!

Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.

As usual Mr. Richard Marcinko is right!

And of course he had a teacher too but you will

have to read his books to find out "who" he was?

"You should always be aware that Mr. Murphy is

watching you and make him your friend."

Mitakuye Oyasin,

It's a shame more Americans don't visit their

local bookstores.

You might LEARN something.

Right Mr. Bill Russell?

And thank you again for standing with me

and by me these last two years.

Joe

That's right Boston Radio Bedtime Magic.

And I couldn't have said it any better myself.

I would TRY being a little bit nicer to the guy

who wrote this page.

Click here!

Before he tells you all to go take a hike?

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Maybe after my next posting I'll tell you a few

stories about Hong Kong.

There are some WILD places and then there is Hong Kong.

Of course, today it's not a British colony anymore?

Speaking of wild places and even wilder women.

Are you reading this from Mombasa, Africa?

Would you please tell Rosanna to return my watch.

It was a gift from my foster father and thank you.

This midnight thief of the Serengeti wears a whole

string of them on her right arm like trophies and

you can't miss her!

Mine will be the one that is still ticking.

Africa

TOTO

Who today wants ice-cream?

Just for You

Mr. Lionel Richie

And I KNOW he's trying to tell you something!

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Thank you!

Anyway Boston Radio Bedtime Magic, three nights ago

on television I was watching an interview with

Mr. Robert Redford.

Now we all know he's a great actor and director but

this interview was an even greater opportunity to learn

about the man himself and how he followed his own

vision and founded Sundance Independent Films.

This was something many others said couldn't be done

and yet he went out and did it anyway.

I know he reads my website Bedtime Magic but

this should come as no surprise.

Jeremiah Johnson

Robert Redford?

That Jeremiah Johnson was one tough Hombre

wasn't he Mr. Paul Newman?

Maybe someday we'll get together and share us

a bottle of that mascow! ;-)

Boston Radio & New England!

Once is okay.

Twice is too much.

Three times is the poison to kill a person.

Jesse Espirto

Olongapo City, Philippine Islands.

And even the Americans were afraid of HIM.

Commercial Fishermen!

We just feed them......and bleed them.

Bedtime Magic, I'll never forget the night

Jesse handed me these words of wisdom on a piece of paper.

I looked right straight into his eyes and immediately

knew it was time to get out of dodge?

Shania Twain

There is no nice way of doing something like this.

And probably why Mr. Sam Kinison gave up being

a preacher to become a comedian.

A little bit further down on this page you will

discover why I left this amazing secret to you

and all of the worlds top recording artists

who read this website.

In fact, I just got done reading it again myself?

Miss Avril Lavigne,

Vagabonds?

If it's not fun!

We don't do it.

Or as Miss Norah Jones would say when she

looks out of her window and see's the sunrise.

Vagabones or bone something?

Same thing!

Anyway Avril was she wrong?

Bette Davis Eyes

Kim Carnes

No place to run and no place to hide

and I used to be pretty good at the later.

Welcome to Boston and I hope you had a great show

here at the Boston FleetCenter.

And to quote my good friend 6 Paks.

Avril, rumor has it that he smokes 6 paks

of cigarettes a day do so we call HIM 6 Paks?

And I'm sure Uncle Kracker will agree.

Be careful in what you believe in.

There's plenty to get you confused.

And in this land called paradise.

You must walk in many men’s shoes.

Bigotry and hatred are enemies to us all.

Grace, mercy and forgiveness.

Will help a man walk tall.

Walk Tall

John Cougar Mellencamp

And leading by example.

Abe,

And I knew you would be back.

They all come back.

John Cougar Mellencamp is an Indiana boy.

And he's been reading my website now for about 2 years.

The drive her!

I mean driver.

And John, nobody can smoke cigarettes like you man.

Jeff,

Barbara Walters and Oprah Winfrey

can probably interview anyone on earth that they please.

Except me and here is the reason why.

The Prince of Vagabonds'

Saturday November 6th 11:00 PM

Jeff,

No kidding.

And it's time to wake up and smell the coffee?

Mr. Light of Day

Bruce Springsteen

And it doesn't take a mental giant to realize

that HE knows something?

Obviously I am VERY carefull when I mention

The Most High' or whatever religion you people

choose to call His Omnipresence.

I know only to well the ramifications of screwing up.

And it's a very fine line.

Measured in the amount of rain drops I see falling

tonight here in New England.

And if I could say it twice I would.

It's a very fine line.

Joe

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Hi Bette Midler.

And very very nice?

The bait and switch.

Gradually I am getting everyone in America

away from the "dumb tube" so they can come over

here and LEARN something.

And just in case you missed it?

Some years back I faced the devil himself

on his own very dark and hallowed ground.

I said:

Pleased to meet you!

I'm the fisherman, the smoke and the ghost

and then I killed that no good son-of-a-bitch.

Joe

And then because I was in a very bad mood.

I killed all of his friends too.

Regards,

The Prince of Vagabonds'

And today nice people will thank both

Amazon.com and Mrs. Betty J. Eadie

for helping us to be.......all that we can see.

Mr. David Allan Boucher,

The Children of "The Message"

Do you see what I mean?

What they can say in 25 words.

Takes all the rest of us 100.

Bette Midler.....she's divine?

I remember watching The Rose and thinking.

Wow! What is she doing with that AWOL

(absent without leave) army dude.

She should be with a sailor?

I'll tell you a little secret about senior citizens

because I'm around them.

If you show them a little respect they might

talk to you.

If they talk to you, you might LEARN something.

And I don't speak for The Good Commander.

Nobody does.

My best guess is, when he does read my website

it's with a cold bottle of Bombay and he's probably

laughing......at all of you?

Look, when I was 18 years old and in the best shape

of my life I still couldn't have cut it as a

U.S. Navy Seal.....mentally or physically.

Just like 99.9% of you.

I still remember Camp Barry in Great Lakes Illinois

and watching those UDT Teams training outside in

weather 20 & 30 below 0 wearing only shorts an a T shirt.

And that was enough for me.

From those guys came the Navy Seals and only a few

of those guys actually made the Seal teams.

Obviously he knows I was just a dirt bag sailor.

But the best thief on my ship.

One of my jobs was keeping the aft fireroom

supplied with food.

And I was afraid of NOBODY.

Regretably, my temper is my Achilles heel.

Like I already said.

The Good Commander has already seen all of this

material and a million times before.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Were these guys wrong?

Photograph

Def Leppard

Nooo!

The Children of "The Message"

THEM I trust.

---

Shania Twain, here is that little secret

I was talking about.

Alexander The Great's only weakness

was Chief Crazy Horse's greatest strength.

Alexander thought he was a God?

http://restoreguy.topcities.com/Alexander.html

Shania, as recorded in history.

Alexanders very last words were.

I leave my empire to the strongest.

Well of course there was no strongest?

Ego

Greed

Selfishness

There's those three words again.

And his empire soon crumbled.

In all fairness to Alexander The Great!

He did not have Boston Radio Bedtime Magic

and The Children of "The Message"

And like him, even though I can't sing for a lick myself.

I don't have too.

The Whispering Wind'

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/super-conscious.html

And The Children of "The Message" are the

sword who are right now delivering it.

So you see visitor?

There really is no escape for any of us.

I lose, you lose....we ALL lose.

The Most High'

His Omnipresence

NEVER loses.

Miss White Flag

You're a very talented young lady.

Dido

The Strange Man of The Oglalas

More people should snoop around in their local

bookstore like I do.

You might LEARN something.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Mr. David Allan Boucher,

Generally speaking, I find that when you are

making history like we are doing here right now.

You will be the only one doing it because it takes

the rest of the world another 100 years or so to catch up.

That is why it is so important to have actual

witnesses like Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Nice people like yourself who are glued to my

website everyday and like a magnet.

And from one matador to another!

Good evening Yanni

You're the guy I'm still trying to catch?

But that is highly unlikely.

Mitakuye Oyasin,

I don't mean to rub salt into the wound

but we did catch the world in general and America

in particular sleeping again.

As usual?

Saturday March 19th 2:00 PM

Good evening Big Chief!

And we are certainly not celebrating todays historic

event without you!

Faithfully'

Journey

And send her my love!

The Kitty?

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

If I could walk on water.

Well, I wouldn't be here myself and I still have

a terrible crush on Ronnie Spector.

Be my little baby.....hmmm?

Walk On Water

Eddie Money

Visitor, please help support Shania Twain's shrine.

It may be the only one we have left?

Shania, a wise man once said!

If you build a mouse trap.

Make sure you yourself don't enter it?

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Todays song goes out to singer/songwriter

Mindy Smith

Bedtime Magic, now here is a gal who flat out

understands what this website is all about.

Mindy Smith takes your one foot that is right now

in the graveyard and places both of your feet on

The Higher Ground

Mindy, "the train" has already left and you're

a very talented young lady.

Come To Jesus

Mindy Smith

Bedtime Magic, I call her Jolene

and that is also some pretty kick ass rock and roll!

Miss Kelly Clarkson and her should do

a duet together?

Which only proves what I stated earlier.

Faith doesn't have to be painfull.

It can be fun!

Commercial Fishing!

And I already answered that question

sometime last year.

If you have questions about commercial fishing

I would like to refer you to Miss Linda Greenlaw's

excellent book on this subject.

The Hungry Ocean

A New York Times National Best Seller.

However, for your benefit I'll repeat here again.

Squalls are quick hitters and winds can

reach over 100 mph. Basically one of three things

will happen to you and two of them are not good.

1) The wind will rip the boat housing

(your standing under) off and take you with it.

I know of two fishermen this

happened too and God rest their souls,

there still out there somewhere.

2) With these kind of winds, the storm has control

over you.....you don't have control over it.

Your boat is being tossed around like a tinker toy

You're holding on for all your worth and to be blunt

you're in some very serious deep shit.

However, you and your captains concentration is

is at an all time high.

Your life depends on staying cool.

This gets worse!

Visibility is about zero and your captain tells you

he's lost all his electronics (radar, loran etc)

and now you're not only lost but blind.

Your job (me) is to cover both the bow and starboard

side watching for rogue waves and your captain is

doing the same thing on the port and bow.

Here's the thing, you're being slammed by one wave

after another and it's really hard to see them.

It's the rogue wave that you spotted a few seconds

to late that kills you and it's over pretty quick.

3) You get through the storm, feel like you

cheated death and tommorow is a new day with

more fish to catch.

The Fog

When I was commercial fishing I hated the fog.

If your electronics crap out, you're a sitting duck

out in those shipping lanes. You can't see anything

but you can feel those cargo carriers and freighters

all around you. These ships are so huge, they'll

cut through you like butter and deep six your ass

before you can yell.....help.

Anyone who tells you they don't fear fog out

on the shipping lanes, is lying or already dead.

I know what I am talking about here

because me and my Captain one day came less

than about 20 feet from experiencing this

particular fate.

That kind of fear my friend

leaves you.....breath-less.

That's commercial fishing!

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/fishing.html

P.S. I also worked for many years

on Tommy Bartlett's boat.

Mr. Fearless himself.

Tommy also served in The United States

Coast Guard and there is no family I respect

more than THAT family.

Mrs. Billings,

I am still friends with my first wife Della and

we still talk from time to time.

She's writing a book too and it's called.

Street Lady

Della was a prostitute on the streets of San Francisco

at the age of 16.

Some of her true stories like any of these girls

is enough to make you puke, shit your pants or both.

Her street name was Red and I brought her

back to Massachusetts with me because there was a

contract out on her life.

If my memory serves me right I believe it was

Market Street in San Francisco.

Four guys got out of a car and surrounded me and her

at gunpoint.

Obviously these guys were very serious and they told

Della they would kill her the next time and if I was

with her....I would get it too.

Bedtime Magic, I had seen these kind of terror tactics

oversea's and they put this poor girl through hell.

It was only because I was with her on this day

that they didn't kill her.

Della was separated and still married but looking back

that didn't seem very important to me at the time?

However, getting out of San Francisco did.

Real life can be stranger than fiction.

Years later I would get to know her husband Mark Uglem

and we came best friends.

He was a very talented lead guitar player who at one

point had an opportunity to try out for a group called.

The QuickSilver Messenger Service

Like Mark, these guys were very good.

Tragically, Mark couldn't put the street or the past

behind him and he was later murdered in San Francisco

and I believe it was over drugs.

Mrs. Billings, when I met Del she was off the streets

(21) and dating Sammy Hagar's bass player who I'll call

Mr. Carrot Juice because he drank a lot of it.

San Francisco was a wild place back in those days.

And things got pretty wild for me too when the

U.S. Navy finally caught me and the subject of

my next posting.

Plain Speaking!

By the way, I see this same cast

of characters every Sunday and not a lot

has changed since the day I posted it on.

Saturday September 28th 2002

A footnote to all of this.

I hear Mr. Lenny Kravitz has put

Fly Away II on hold.

On his new C.D. some say he found religion?

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com

Visitor, today this man is a living legend.

Now meet him!

Mitakuye Oyasin,

I get them all with my next posting!

Every single one of them.

Joe

Lame Deer Seeker of Visions

The life of a

Sioux Medicine Man

by John (Fire) Lame Deer and Richard Erdoes

I read his book.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Mr. David Allan Boucher,

America's ongoing war with the pharmaceutical

drug companies vs the Alternative Medicine Industry.

And I got stuck right in the middle of it?

Of course today, I'm smoking America's ass

and it's hardly what I would call a fair contest.

Bruce Springsteen didn't bet on the wrong horse.

And tonight, let's all give that man his due?

Even the clue-less "get it" now.

Mr. Gaylord,

The Silent Killer!

And you Sir,

Need to LEARN both Internet Marketing

and turn your radio on?

Not to mention there isn't a marketing tool on

the Internet that I don't already know about.

Including this one!

Sir, does your company have a

5000 Media Press Release?

I thought so.

Now click here!

And do you like music?

In a nutshell, my friend Mr. Bruce Springsteen

wrote a song and called it.

Secret Garden

And then I grabbed all of these free websites

and delivered it.

Meet The Boss!

Now click here and discover the secret!

Is that one down or busy?

Please try this one!

Mr. Donlan, you are not going to fail here

because I will not let you fail.

And congratulations!

You pass GO and collect $200.00

My next posting will be!

The Indian Burial Grounds Part II

Visitor, don't YOU ever use that word.

It's the kiss of death.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Mr. David Allan Boucher,

I'm a sneaky little bastard and this next posting

will happen so fast that many of you might even miss it.

Visitor, only a fool would miss my next posting!

Don't be a fool.

Someday I'm going to write a poem about this website

and call it.

"Pressure"

And more specifically, how everyday I apply it!

The next thing you know.

We'll even see Shania Twain on this website?

Also known as The Goddess of Country music.

Mr. Cronin,

Many of your own neighbors may in fact be reading

this website and this is money and profits $$$

that rightfully belongs to you?

The Trojan Horse!

Homers Illiad

As luck would have it.

I read it twice.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Monday September 13th 6:00 PM

Huey Lewis & The News?

Yes, he has a pretty good handle on all of this too.

And Mr. Lewis would you please tell comedian

David Spade on televisions "Just Shoot Me"

That he can't sing any better than I can?

However, like the entire cast of this popular show

he is very funny.

As you all know and like most of America's housewives

I'm a big fan of comedian Mr. Sam Kinison.

And Boston Radio just for the record.

I am not so vain to think ALL of these songs on

radio today are about me?

Carly Simon

In fact, just the opposite is true!

I believe all of todays new music is meant to

help each and everyone of us.

Angels

By Jessica Simpson comes to mind?

Lastly, I do know a lady who sings the blues

but it's not me.

Dianna Ross, I would give you the shirt

off my back even though I know you don't need it.

That is how much respect I have for you and all

you have given to us over the years.

You're also kinda nice to LOOK at?

And all the best to you and yours.

Joe

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Among other things, this website helps others

to follow their own "vision" without fear

and not mine.

On a less serious note.

I would like to say good afternoon to Judge Judy

who as you all know reads this website.

I recently discovered that the Honorable Judge Judy

shops in the very store (Naples, Florida)

that my sister-in-law Hannah Smith works in.

As it was related to me by my sister Roberta.

Judge Judy is a very down to earth, self effacing

(I'm just a person like you and not a BIG STAR)

nice lady.

That's no surprise at this address.

I watch her television show and call it!

"The Hear Beat of America"

As in listen to what these two are trying to tell you.

Judge Judy and Judge Joe Brown

Like I said Bedtime Magic, my brother Mike is

a real cool guy.

And many years ago he married a beautiful woman

that he met in Germany while stationed their

and serving in The United States Army.

Hannah Smith

Bedtime Magic, I think I deserve a nice vacation away

from all of this for awhile.

Wouldn't you people agree?

Of course you do!

September 18th is my birthday and everyone take care.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Who are these people going to call when I'm gone.

Ghostbusters?

Joseph, it's another dull and boring rainy

day here in New England.

Sing us a song tonight you're

The Piano Man

Billy Joel

You bet reader!

Gonna Be Some Changes Made

Bruce Hornsby

Now this famous musician who reads my website

flat out "gets it".

Right Mr. Donald Trump?

Mitakuye Oyasin

And well said!

Crazy Horse running off with that married woman.

What a terrible thing to do?

Your friend,

Joe

I have to go now and I am sooo late!

Stay frosty everyone and don't forget to drive

your own bus.

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/machete.html

Bedtime Magic Miss Sexy Voice III,

And what a pleasant surprise to hear you on

Boston's air-waves this evening.

As you very well know.

In life you will face many obsticles.

And if at all possible I believe you should always

try to go around these obsticles.

If however, this is no longer possible?

And you have exhausted all means within your power.

Then you will go through lifes obsticles and without

prejudice.

Right Corey Dillon?

And welcome to the

World Champion New England Patriots!

You look like a winner to me!

Which of course means, all of us fans here

in New England win.

The Prince of Vagabonds'

And see you on Sundays!

Bedtime Magic Miss Sexy Voice III,

I'll never forget when Pats defensive linemen

Sugar Bear Ray Hamilton got wrongly called

for roughing the passer (Kenny The Snake Stabler)

of the Oakland Raiders and we got screwed out of

going to the Superbowl that year.

Well, I can't speak for other New England fans

but winning two Superbowls does not get rid of

THAT bad taste I still have in my mouth?

Lastly, I would like to say hello to all of the

New England Patriot Cheerleaders.

Who I know read this website.

Hi girls! ;-)

Sunday August 15th 6:00 PM

One other little thing I did forgot to mention just

in case you cheerleaders get any crazy horse idea's?

"Read the best books first, or you may not have

the chance to read them at all."

Henry David Thoreau

And there you have it ladies!

Book #1

Book #2

Book #3

Hey!

That Henry David Thoreau was a pretty smart guy?

Visitor and just out of curiosity.

Do you ever listen to your radio?

Standing Still

Jewel

And I think she's trying to tell you something?

Shania Twain

You're a sweetheart!

The lady who helps feed America's children.

I saw that a few months ago on television.

And further down on my page you will

discover why I left numbers 1, 2 and 3 to you,

Jewel and all of the worlds top recording

artists who read this website.

In fact, I just got finished reading it again myself

and I found the whole thing quite interesting.

Joseph, what book are you reading now?

That is a very good question and I am glad you asked.

This one!

I have discovered that these Native Americans are

pretty smart and they look right at you when

they talk to you.

Crazy Horse

Everytime time this guy threw the ball

he knocked down all the pins.

Mr. Estes,

I practice what I preach.

Last month, anyone who happened to be at the

Barnes & Noble bookstore at the North Shore

shopping plaza Peabody, Massachusetts.

Would have seen me snooping around?

And this is what what I found.

Lame Deer Seeker of Visions

The life of a

Sioux Medicine Man

John (Fire) Lame Deer and Richard Erdoes

A Touchstone Book

Published by Simon and Schuster

I read his book and like Black Elk

who came before him.

I can clearly see that Mr. John Lame Deer

is another one who is light years ahead of all of us.

These Native Americans are very smart.

And Robert Burnett calls his book.

"A Masterpiece"

Mr. Burnett is the author of.

The Tortured Americans

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Radical Honesty!

And why didn't we think of that?

It's never to late folks and together we can still

turn this whole thing around.

The Prince of Vagabonds'

Furthermore, it's no accident that the

Worlds 100 Best Free Websites

link is on this page.

Did you people read the Boston Herald

last month and right on the very front page?

I did!

And it says here at this address.

That Mr. Bill Cosby walks tall.

Obviously, he is also a very funny man.

Those Fat Albert stories of his still

crack me up!

Speaking of Fat Albert, I have a "slush ball"

in my freezer waiting for all of you.

It's called my next posting.

Speaking of The Boston Herald!

Did you people catch the front page for Friday the 13th.

A Letter from Prince?

I sure did and I also read every word of what

he had to say.

Let's all welcome to Boston next week.

Mr. Purple Rain!

That guy makes his own luck.

And this would not be much of a party

without HIM.

As many of you know, several months back on this website

I had mentioned that all The Beautiful Ones

are forever gone and even Darling Nikki has gone

back to church.

Hard to believe but true?

Some say she found Motown and others say

she found faith.

I say, she found Mr. Michael McDonald and both!

Next week Boston Radio and New England!

Let's Go Crazy

Prince

Mrs. Haley,

Sadly some of you are not paying attention?

Once again, I am professionally employed and

I work in the Boston area.

So I could easily purchase a much fancier or even

a flash website.

The kind of professionally designed websites provided

by Doctor Jeffrey Lant and Worldprofit

which you will find further down on this page.

Absolutely stunning websites and at a price that

everyone can afford.

Let's put it this way, if you're in business.

ANY kind of business, can you afford not to?

However, I personally like using free websites.

For psychological reasons.

Lastly, you've all been a wonderful audience

today and everyone have a nice weekend.

Mr. and Mrs. Sijan

Happy 4th of July

This year and next!

And you're more than welcome.

Visitor, did I just say 4th of July?

This very important three word update from

Mothers Against Drunk Drivers

Don't do it.

Joe

Good evening Yanni!

You're the guy I'm still trying to catch.

But that is highly unlikely.

Mr. Hill,

I am already in business Sir.

And there is NO-ONE on the Internet that

is teaching me anything.

Today it's The #1 Game In America

and it's called 3 Blind Mice $$$

And nobody leaves this website without playing

the game!

One other little thing Sir.

You are not going to fail because

I won't let you fail and have a nice day.

Like I said, we can all do this the easy way

or we can all do it the hard way.

It really makes no difference to me.

North Shore Radio, you have a pretty kick ass

radio station and welcome to my website.

Did I just say kick ass?

Hi Madonna welcome to Boston!

And Mr. Motown himself is coming to

Massachusetts.

Mr. Michael McDonald

Mr. McDonald, do you know what I like best

about singer/songwriter Don Henley?

He thinks even better than he sings.

Shania Twain folks!

And in an ironic twist of fate?

I'm looking for another Shrine myself.

Everybody is in the photo gallery now

and NO-BODY will sleep tonight.

Good!

I caught that Shania and very clever.

And most of these idiots couldn't spot an ambush

if you told them it was one?

Mr. Crowley,

Did you run your miracle mile today?

You Only Get What You Give

New Radicals

And like my friend Shania Twain up there.

I waited.

As you all know Beverly, Massachusetts is in

the North Shore.

I'm a bedtime magic kinda guy but this is really

for all of us and of course we all leave our "egoes"

you know where?

Ask him!

Mr. Pride and Passion

John C. knows where it's at!

John Cafferty and

The Beaver Brown Band

The Children of "The Message"

And these people didn't just drop

out of the clouds.

It's time now to check in on the fan asylum!

Faithfully'

Journey

Nice kitty Big Chief!

We're not going ANYWHERE without you.

Send Her My Love

The kitty.

Birds of a feather flock together and not a lot

has changed since the days I was selling this stuff!

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/ice-cream.html

And I'm holding on just fine thank you.

Bedtime Magic, as you can see?

Today is a another beautiful day and to quote

The Good Commander, Mr. Richard Marcinko.

And I do this with a slight bit of trepidation.

"You will see this material again".

We should all be gratefull that Gunnery Sgt.

R. Lee Eremy (The History Channel's Mail Call)

is not writing this website.

I'm an angel next to HIM.

You people don't really watch those dumb

reality TV shows do you?

Thursday July 1st 10:15 AM

Mr. Hill,

Obviously The Good Commander understands

the little game we are playing here today.

Because he invented it.

And if you don't "get it" now.

There is nothing that I or anyone else

can do to help you?

Mr. Gaylord, 14 New England Radio stations,

including executives for cable televisions

Home Box Office read this website everyday.

Think about it?

I left the Philippine Islands because the

good guys (the U.S. Navy) and the bad guys

the Philippino Huks were both LOOKING for me

and I was REALLY starting to feel a bit squeezed?

And my friend, a grim reaper if there ever

was one depending upon what kind of mood he was in?

Not even the Americans messed with HIM.

Once is okay.

Twice is to much.

Three times is the poison to kill a person.

Mr. Jesse Espirto

Was politely telling me that he and my other

Philippino friends could not protect me anymore.

I had a bad habit of wandering off alone (I'm a loner)

and my friend Jesse didn't like that.

By the way!

If you need help marketing your products and services!

Contact him!

Or read his books and learn for yourself.

Doctor Lant, is another New Englander

(Cambridge, Massachusetts) who shoots straight from

the hip and tells it like it is.

Now meet my friend Mark Joyner!

Mark is a former U.S. Naval Intelligence Officer

and no doubt he has a few hair raising stories

of his own.

Mind Control Marketing!

Bedtime Magic, Mind Control Marketing and

why didn't I think of that?

Mr. Girard, Mark told me last year he was retiring

from the Internet to become a full time philanthropist.

However, I believe his subscription to the

"Mind Control Marketing Letters"

is still helping countless of individuals like yourself.

And here's the best part it's free!

Both of these world famous marketers read my website

and you would be very smart to read on and find out why?

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Shania Twain!

I feel like some kind of a modern day

Robin Hood just trying to turn my package into good.

Outlaw Blues

Bad Pat Benatar

And SHE knows something?

Like I said, there really is no nice way of doing

something like this or the late and great comedian

Mr. Sam Kinison would probably still be preaching.

And thank you again for believing in me.

Joe

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Hopefully, I'm not moving to fast for everyone.

And now Gail, Mr. Clark and Miss. Bradley

hear the music and see the light?

Very soon now we're all going to play another

really fun and exciting game and it's even better

than 3 Blind Mice $$$

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

I can hear Pocketfull of Miracles

(Phil Collins) yapping away on the radio this

evening and about nothing as usual?

And we can wrap up todays events in three words.

"Only Time"

Enya

Joseph, while you are off screwing around and doing

who knows what?

Well, what do we all do should something and God forbid

happen to you before you finish your book?

Answer:

Your concern for my well being deeply touches me.

Right now click here!

Miss. Bradley,

I don't mean to rain on your parade.

But each and everyone of us will go to this place

on a hill that Black Elk speaks of.

Including,

YOU

And I have said this here many times before.

I lose, you lose, we ALL lose.

But His Omnipresence

The Most High'

NEVER loses.

The Prince of Vagabonds'

And please remember, none of this is rocket science

and you don't have to be a mental giant to understand

any of it.

A New Day Has Come

Celine Dion

Miss. Bradley,

The Lady of The Light'

These people didn't just jump out of a box of

Cracker Jacks.

And how do you suppose such songs are written and then

sung by a talented and I suspect a very nice lady like

Celine Dion?

Crazy Horse

Some say he could cut your heart out

and hand it back to you before your knee's

ever hit the dirt and you said.

I'm sorry.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Now everybody will be running to their video store

next month to rent or even better yet purchase

Mr. Mel Gibson's movie The Passion of Christ.

To see how they can escape the fall-out?

Whether you agree with this movie or not.

We still have to give Mr. Gibson credit for standing

by his own convictions.

The theory here being?

Some kind of action on one persons part is still

better than in-action or no action on

everyone else's.

Today I would like to welcome World Champion

Sugar Ray Leonard to The Higher Power' website.

Sugar Ray, I actually learned how to do these

KO's watching you and Muhammad Ali

The Greatest

And a special...thank you....to both of you!

The Prince of Vagabonds'

Mrs. Grimes,

Like A Raging Wind'

And not by accident.

If people took the time to read my testimonial.

They would clearly see that it was written

to help save people's lives and not sell

bottles of Restores+

The Story of

The Bull & The Matador'

I wrote that over two years ago.

But there is one little thing I did forget to mention.

If you are going to enter the arena and do the dance

with the bull.

You are going to have to kill him.

http://restoreguy.topcities.com/congratulations.html

Mrs. Grimes,

I can assure you, this will be very aptly

displayed in my next posting.

It's time to wrap this up for the day

and good night.

Donnie,

I don't care what other so called Internet

Marketing "Gurus' will tell you.

This is what I'm telling you.

If your in business and you cannot write

great headlines and killer classified ads

and place them in newspapers which in turn drives

everyday American consumers to your free websites

products and services etc.

Then you are out of business my friend and it's

as simple as that.

Donnie

Am I speaking a foreign language here?

Let's try it this way Sir.

I have never met a commercial fisherman....not one.

Who really gives two shits about anyone of you.

But they will tell you the truth.

The Major Motion Picture

The Perfect Storm Part II

I'm the guy who wrote it.

Mitakuye Oyasin

The tears of a clown when there is

no-one around?

Smoky Robinson

And The Miracles

And look at these idiots?

Crawling back here everyday like puppets

on a string and playing 3 Blind Mice $$$

And still playing them like a fiddle and

the saps they are.

Now Discover Why My Death

Will Be The Single Greatest Event

In The History of Network Marketing!

Restoreguy

Here's another clue?

Doctor Kevin Nunley and himself

a professional marketer, does not write

5000 Media Press Releases for $00.00

So I must be sincere about helping people?

Boston Radio and New England!

Are you people getting copies of all this?

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com

Maureen,

People from all around the world read this

website everyday.

Not just 14 New England Radio Stations

and executives from cable televisions

Home Box Office

What's your problem?

These guys read it and clearly understand it.

I Am The Highway

AUDIOSLAVE

And tell them Cochise sent you.

Have a nice evening.

Kim,

I'm sure you're the next best thing to

Cinderella in glass slippers!

Now here is what you do.

Forget about me and run to the "light"

and with all your God given might!

And don't forget to say thank you.

The Most High'

His Omnipresence

Already knows that I'm a lost cause but he has

great plans for each and everyone of you.

Maybe why some folks call him.

The Creator'

Of all things?

Bingo!

Also I'm expecting a very big crowd in here tonight

and should my Bravenet website do another el-foldo today?

Well, I have that covered.

http://restoreguy.webspace4free.biz/princeofvagabonds.html

Anyway King David, I certainly know the feeling!

I can't get my picture out of my mind either?

Picture

Sheryl Crow & Kid Rock

I would like to welcome Miss Dionne Warwick

to my website.

If you are married.

Shame on me because I didn't know?

If you are not married?

Restoreguy@aol.com

And yes, Miss Warwick are 100% right!

As I sit here on my duff working on this next posting.

In good times and bad that is what

friends are for.

I believe you told all of this and a long time ago?

I grew up listening to your words of wisdom

along with Mr. Stevie Wonder who really

does "see" more than all of us and he always has.

Mr. Joe Cocker and the list goes on and on.

The problem was as I recall.

I was too young and stupid to apply any of it.

Someday I'm going to write a story about this

for young people and call it.

The Portrait of Dorian Grey

You Never Make A Deal With The Devil!

And you're pretty sexy yourself

Taylor Dayne ;-)

I know WHO you are.

A real fox if there ever was one!

I often wonder what Chief Crazy Horse

could have taught us all if a bayonet was not

driven into his back?

In defense of Crazy Horse

The Legendary War Chief of The Oglala, Sioux

I believe his heart was in the right place

but he trusted the wrong people.

As luck would have it!

I do not suffer this great Chiefs shortcoming.

Visitor, that's great news for me and really

bad news for you?

Mr. David Allan Boucher,

John (Fire) Lame Deer

Seeker of Visions

The Life of a

Sioux Medicine Man

A Touchstone Book

Published by Simon & Shuster

He's another one who is light years ahead

of all of us.

No wonder these Native Americans still stay

the hell away us?

Spammers, they're idiots!

These people remind me of those rodents we call

lemmings.

And like the blind leading the blind they're

all following the leader......right off the cliff!

The Americans

And will they ever learn?

Read on!

Paula Abdul

Straight up!

The Portrait of Dorian Grey

You Never Make A Deal With The Devil!

Miss Paula Abdul welcome to my website.

As you can see!

I am not just a pretty face standing in front

of a train.......or something like that?

John Ondrasik/Five for Fighting

If I could just get out of this place!

Maybe I could be a star or something too?

The Piano Man

Billy Joel

And thank you very much New England!

You've all been a terrific audience here today.

Stay with me Uncle Kracker!

Very soon now this ride gets really wild?

Mr. Crowley,

Breathe

Faith Hill

How do you suppose such songs are written?

And you Sir, are not ready for my next posting.

I also never assume my visitors were smart enough

to click on it the first time.

And thank you Faith Hill.

If I could ride, I mean write like you sing?

I would be a mega superstar myself.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

My foster mother and God rest her soul.

If she were alive today she would simply say this.

If you want to stop my son?

You are going to have to kill him.

She was a very smart lady!

Of course The Holy Shrine is not there anymore.

It's all Condo's?

Hi Tina Turner and I know you're

reading this!

Miss Foreign Affair, I read your book

I Tina

And long before I ever wrote mine.

We NEED a voice.

YOURS

Maureen,

Like A Raging Wind'

I get the feeling you don't like me?

Look, I will be the very first to agree with you.

I'm No Angel

Gregg Allman

But we still have to give that boy

his due.

He was honest?

There is an Angel on this page!

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/super-conscious.html

And like a "lightbulb" that should have gone off

but it didn't?

Most people including myself were to busy

to listen to her.

And I have said this here before.

We can all do this the easy way or we can

all do it the hard way.

It really makes no difference to me.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Faith doesn't have to be painfull and tommorow

we can all get to church on time?

But don't take my word for it ask them!

Sadeness Part I

Enigma

Bedtime Magic Miss Sexy Voice III,

It's always just splendid having you here with us

on a Saturday night!

Breaking the hearts and minds of all us men

who feel like little boys listening to you?

Thanks!

And one good voice deserves another

and you're not a secret anymore?

Miss Audrey Constant

And did I just say Enigma ?

"Following The Sun"

Bedtime Magic Miss Sexy Voice III,

Matadors'

Someday when I'm long dead and gone.

You can tell everyone that you lived long enough

to see one.

The next thing you know and as if by magic?

The guy I'm still trying to catch will appear

on this website.

Yanni

And the way I look at it.

Everybody else should be happy and celebrating!

I don't understand why so many people are

getting depressed?

Maybe people don't like him?

Peacekeeper

Fleetwood Mac

Stevie Nicks, take no prisoners only kill?

I would have said:

Take no prisoners break their will.

Which of course is exactly what I am

doing here.

Thank you!

Your friend,

Joe

P.S. Mr. Donald Trump

I believe that makes a bakers dozen?

And would somebody, ANYBODY please wake up

Steven Tyler from his self induced

"coma"

He is missing todays show!

Seasons of Wither'

Aerosmith

And we all should be gratefull Mr. Tyler

is not writing this website?

Thank you.

Mitakuye Oyasin

What are they all going to do when

I finish this next posting.

Blow out all the candles!

And make a wish?

Anyway Bedtime Magic, I think everybody is starting

to get the drift of this whole thing?

Commercial Fishermen

We just feed them......and bleed them.

And I want you to know that I wish with all

my heart that it didn't have to be this way.

Not like this.

2 Feathers'

I hope that was fast enough for you Sir.

Now follow the simple instructions and

don't ever come back!

Thank you.

Wednesday August 19th 12:00 PM

Boston Radio!

And a very nice "touch"

Beautiful Day

&

U2

Joe

P.S. The Wordman (Bono)

What else could he be?

Mr. Bates,

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The Silent Killer!

Stop LOOKING at it and click!

Is that one busy?

Try this one!

Mr. Bates,

That is just one of my killer classified ads

that brought you here.

Who else wants to be famous today but for

all of the wrong reasons?

Hey that's a terrific classified ad Joe!

But where do we all go from here?

Answer:

Hey, I think you're absolutely right but you and I

my friend are not going anywhere.

But I'll be back unless and heaven forbid?

I should trip over a bucket of shit and break

my neck.

And we wouldn't want that to happen now would we?

Of course not!

And more about this bucket of shit stuff

in a little while.

Maybe I'll see you all on the sand dunes of

Nantucket Island?

But not if I can help it and everyone have a nice summer.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

King David,

And that is!

Mr. David Allan Boucher

For all of the un-enlightened.

Will somebody please wake up Steven Tyler

(Aerosmith) from his self induced "coma" and

please inform him that he is missing todays show.

Thank you.

Bedtime Magic, I still think we messed up on the

Motown Monday thing and of course

Little Stevens Underground Garage

kills us every Sunday at 10 Zero.

And now North Shore Radio has Mr. Donald Trump

doing a little weekly skit called!

How to build skyscrappers with $00.00 down

or something like that?

Like I mentioned two years ago!

None of this buys me a cup of coffee and fame

is fleeting.

And rust never sleeps?

Neil Young

Anyway, it's no accident that the

100 best free websites

link is on this page.

And I have many enemies who right

now should be reading this page.

The Shrine of Our Lady of La Salette

And if they still don't "get it" ?

Try this one!

I've taken a lot of shit over the last seven years

for someone who only wanted to help people with

depression.

Now I'm the one who is giving it.

Mitakuye Oyasin

Correct me if I'm wrong.

But am I speaking a foreign language here?

They're idiots!

These four guys are younger than most of the

readers of this website and THEY "got it"

a long time ago.

I'm Already There

LONESTAR

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/super-conscious.html

And thank you boys!

Your friend,

Joe

Maybe my enemies are just having a bad day?

And I call that.

The three points of right!

Boston Radio and New England,

Hopefully, I'm not moving to fast for everyone.

I only wish I owned stock at Blockbuster Video?

This evenings rentals of Clint Eastwood movies

will skyrocket!

I see Shelly Taylor is looking really

fine these days?

And some Princess reading all of this from

somewhere out in bongo bongo land just looked

at her mother and said:

I wonder what else Joe waits for?

And thank you very much.....you're all much to kind.

"The Higher Power"

Just another fine example of why I am the one

who is writing this website and it's all of you

who are reading it.

Sadly, things here are only going to get worse.

Maybe someday someone will write a song about

The Bull & The Matador'

and call it.

"Pressure"

And more specifically how everyday I apply it?

There is certainly no rocket science to it

And Princess!

I'll wait for you?

Today it's America's Favorite #1 Game

3 Blind Mice $$$

And this game is more important than all of us!

Certainly more important than my dumb book.

Mr. and Mrs. Morgan,

Presently 14 New England radio stations including

my good friends at Boston Radio Bedtime Magic

read my website everyday.

And The Vatican reads it more than they do.

Mr. and Mrs. Morgan, these people in Rome

are not stupid either.

Crazy Horse

Lady, there has never been another one like him

before or since.

And I waited lady.

You never make a deal with the devil.

Outlaw Blues

Pat Benatar

And SHE knows something?

Now let me tell you where that other wizbang

marketer up there made his big mistake.

He didn't read this?

Susan,

God doesn't play favorites or cut anybody and

any special deals....including yours truly.

So there can be only one reason why I do this?

It's called misery likes company.

Plain Speaking!

Please go down and try it now.

Susan, I just got finished reading THAT page again

and I'm still just as confused as all of you?

One other little thing.

I lost my access codes to my Topcities websites

almost two years ago.

The reason I don't fix it or get a new one?

I'm lazy.

I think most vagabonds are like that though.

If it's not fun.....we don't do it.

Also America Online comes with a very

effective pop-up window killer.

Maybe the best one that is available.

I don't know about you, but I would never trust

my hard earned money with people who hide behind

smoke and mirrors and neither does America Online.

Think about it?

Lastly and as you all can plainly see.

I have a un-fair advantage.

Because it's not my integrity that is in question.

In a nutshell your everyday American consumer

doesn't give two shits about Internet Marketing courses

or the guru's who teach them.

For a price of course?

They are however interested in any product or

service that will greatly benefit them right now

and be real solution to their particular problem.

The other side the coin!

If you need help selling your products?

You will most defintely find it and right here

on this page.

Keep reading!

By the way, you regular visitors have no reason

to be here.

In fact neither do I?

And I don't know what everyone is belly-aching about.

Thanks to Black Elk!

The Holy Man of The Oglala, Sioux

At least we are all sleeping better at night.

Saturday June 26th 8:25 pm

Back to my book and I have a new found respect

for people who write them.

The Indian Burial Grounds Part II

Waiting for me is a real pain in the ass

isn't it?

Anyway, I'm still a couple of weeks away from

finishing my next posting.......enjoy your summer.

And don't forget to drive your own bus.

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/machete.html

And just for the record because some of you asked.

The Supernatural

I see stuff everyday that would make some of

the worlds most famous magicians shit their pants.

What do you think?

Bingo!

Are you rich and famous?

Welcome to my website!

There is something very special here for you too.

Mr. Carnevale,

If the above two free websites cannot cut it.

Then I will click below and take two more that will.

The 100 Best Free Websites!

http://www.100best-free-web-space.com/freeHosts.html

Sir, NOBODY in their right mind wants me to do this.

Now where were we?

Oh yes, now I remember!

Paul Newman, in that movie played a halfbreed.

Apache halfbreed if my memory serves me right.

Anyway, speaking of helping children with A.D.D./A.D.H.D.

and the fine job both of my sponsors are doing.

Tom Obrian and Kristi Rushing.

It's time for me to do mine and set my page up to help

adults and teenagers suffering with anxiety/depression.

Which is why I started my business to begin with.

Personally, I don't think there is anything more

boring than writing a book about yourself.

Probably why Black Elk was dozing off every

15 minutes while Mr. John Neihardt was trying

to write his true story.

It's amazing to me that Black Elk's book

ever got written in the first place.

Mr. Dunleavy,

We can all do this the easy way or we can

do it the hard way, it's really makes

no difference to somebody like me.

I Am The Highway

AUDIOSLAVE

Those guys seem to know what's going on?

And tell them Cochise sent you.

Mr. Newman,

Maybe someday we'll get together and share

us a bottle of that mascow.

Hombre'

Paul Newman

And thank you! ;-)

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic,

For this next leg of our little journey.

I think we'll leave Mr. Cool Hand Luke

up here for awhile longer!

The man who taught us all, that living

only one day a free man.

Is better than living 100 years without it.

Not to mention, any guy that can eat that many eggs?

Must believe in a power greater than his own.

Mr. Dunleavy,

Now back to you Sir and with all due respect.

Give me a break!

The Shrine of Our Lady of La Salette

Putting up those Condo's in my old hiding place?

That was really dumb and more about this later.

If there was anything I could have done to help

save this Holy place I would have.

It's a well known fact that miracles happened

here and long before I ever came around.

Last but not least and I have said this here

before and on numerous occassions.

Fear God

It's healthy.

How do you suppose Sir such things

are written?

Eric,

Native Americans all across the United States

just saw something that you didn't.

Obviously, all is not well here in America

and we still have a long way to go.

I started this website a few years back

with only one song.

Fly Away'

Lenny Kravitz

Then Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) showed up.

The bad boy of rock and roll?

And the rest is history!

Eric, just imagine what we all would be missing

here if I had taken Lenny's advice?

More about him later and sooner

than you might like.

Visitor, did I just say history?

Right now we are making it not reading it

and please read on.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

King David!

If integrity was a voice?

You and me would be millionaires!

And probably why I call you King David.

Anyway, I must be one of the most hated men in

America.

And that looks like another bell?

Bedtime Magic, am I speaking a

foreign language here.

Americans

And will they ever learn?

Faith is not a sometime thing.

It's an everyday thing.

I'll let that bell ring for another day or two!

Mr. Powell,

Someday corporate America will finally understand

that the word integrity is not a product

made by Hostess Cupcakes.

Even though it is now Wednesday 4:15 AM.

This is still America's favorite website with

9 to 5 workers like myself and here is one of

the reasons why.

The Whispering Wind'

Click here!

Mr. Powell,

Casper the friendly ghost didn't write that?

Ego

Greed

Selfishness

I call that that the three points of right!

And not just being satisfied to follow in footsteps

of my teachers.

Lack of compassion

and racism.

I added on my own!

Show your boss THAT page.

This in turn sets off a wonderful chain reaction

and your boss then shows it to his boss etc. etc.

Then all the rest fall like dominoes.

If he's still clue-less?

Tell him to read this page.

http://restoreguy.webspace4free.biz/crazyhorse.html

Sir, my situation here is quite different than yours.

And I try to never forget that.

Now please do as I suggested above and unless

your boss has an IQ of 6.

You will have no problem.

Once again regards,

Joe

P.S. Please be patient.

I'm thinking?

Naturally, we all can't be like King David.

And all of this is really starting to bore me.

I will definitely find a place for this on my

website and call it.....the graveyard shift.

And maybe I already have?

The next thing you know we'll see

Bruce Springsteen on this website.

And the folks at Home Box Office just looked

at each other and said:

Man our host is a ghost!

Discover Why My Death Will Be

Will Be The Single Greatest Event

In The History of Network Marketing!

The Silent Killer!

Joseph, will there be a song tonight?

It's another dull and boring Saturday and you're.

The Piano Man

Billy Joel

Answer:

Yes there will be and give me a minute to

think about it?

Over the last seven years I have taken a lot

of shit for someone who only wanted to help

people suffering with depression.

And now I'm the one who is giving it.

Maybe I should move to China?

HE goes there!

And they love him.

A man who knows a thing or two about

visions himself!

Anyway, yesterday I'm drinking a cup of coffee

and who's mug do I see on the front page of the

Boston Herald?

Sammy Hagar and he's doing the Van Halen thing again.

Welcome to Boston!

Bedtime Magic, Sammy looks even better than me

and I wonder what kind of vitamins he's taking?

I remember his old bass player used to drink carrot

juice and by the gallon.

Maybe that's the secret?

I remember those bums when they didn't have

two nickels to rub and my own situation was

was even worse.

As you all know, I left the Philippine Islands

because my Philippino friends who would kill

you if you looked at them the wrong way.

Suggested I leave while I still had the chance.

And not being a complete bozo....I did.

Sammy and I know you are reading this.

I dropped out of sight when the U.S. Navy

who were still looking for me in the Philippine

Islands finally shagged and bagged my sweet little

ass in the barracks at Treasure Island California.

I was doing my usual quick change and those M.P's

came from both ends of this barracks and the game

was up!

They were not very happy campers to say

the least and I was in some serious deep shit?

More about this in my next posting.

The wonderful life of a rock and roll star!

Plain speaking!

Are you a teenager and reading my website?

The Portrait of Dorian Grey

You Never Make A Deal With The Devil!

Read it.

And real good!

In rock and roll they call that.

Blue on black and the dead mans touch.

The Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band

And while we're on the subject of teenagers.

You people all like children don't you?

Of course you do!

You will be very pleased to know that the group

of Formor International distributors I work with

are not just sitting on their asses and doing nothing.

Later tonight I will share with you a wonderful story

about a little boy who was suffering with A.D.D.

I say was, because today he is doing a lot better.

Denise's Story About Cameron

Bedtime Magic Miss Sexy Voice III,

I can hear you on the air-waves again tonight breaking

the hearts and minds of men....especially me.

You are going to love this true story!

http://restoreguy.webspace4free.biz/Cameron.html

Tuesday June 15th 6:38 AM

Drops of Jupiter'

Train

That was a very nice touch Bedtime Magic and

I listen to this song sometimes myself?

I heard that again today while I was zipping across

The Lord Tobin Bridge!

Naturally, everybody else around me is totally

oblivious to their own surroundings?

Bedtime Magic, I just wave and put as much distance

between me and all of them as I possibly can!

Nothing very magical about it.

I used to be a drive her!

I mean driver.

Hi Jimmy!

You have a very nice website.

Your friend,

Joe

P.S. Mr. Donald Trump just looked at his

Apprentice and said:

That's 9 songs to my 0

Do the math.

Only three more and this website will have

a bakers dozen.

Everyone "gets it" now!

Saddle up, we're taking my TV show to Boston.

Yes, we can re-build America with faith,

bells and money.

And of course he is right!

Maybe even build another orphanage or two?

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Candy O, who knows!

Maybe lightening can strike twice?

And you sounded absolutely ecstatic

yesterday and you should be!

It's not everyday that history is being made on

a free website much less the sound

of music?

And I still have two more postings.

Internet Marketing!

You folks are watching the grand master of the game

and one who has even surpassed his own teachers.

Some you will find posted on this website.

Smart webmasters will stick around and

find out who they are?

And welcome to my version of

CandlePins for Cash $$$

This game is quite simple really!

I throw the bowling ball and knock all of you

and my visitors down?

And yes, even the clue-less "get it" now.

Judith, and I have mentioned this here before.

Like A Raging Wind!

In life you will face many obsticles and

if at all possible you should always try to

go around these obsticles.

If this however is no longer possible and you

have exhausted all means within your power.

Then you will go through lifes obsticles

and without prejudice.

Judith,

In a nutshell!

You can expect no quarter and you don't give any.

My enemies and they are many.

Are up against a man that they cannot win.

And it's really as simple as that.

Are you a new visitor.

What happened to my Restores+

testimonial?

It will take some time but I will certainly

look into it.

In either case, I am in the process now of

re-posting my testimonial on two more websites.

For the very simple reason that no-one can stop me.

There may be a few clowns out there who think

they can stop me?

But they should re-read this website

and THINK again.

As you can see, I'm not a very old fellow

and I can literally play this game of cat and mouse

for at least another 50 years and standing on my head.

Vanessa Carlton

Drops of Jupiter'

Train

And there's THAT song again?

Anyway, I'd walk a thousand miles to see you too.

But today I'm riding!

---

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Tonight why do I feel like I'm under a microscope.

I'm just a bum, a Joe no-body?

It's the same old story!

The few ruin it for the many and you

can't have anything nice anymore.

Mr. Atwood,

The Perfect Storm Part II

If you showed up here today with a stick

up your ass?

This true story effectively removes it.

And to add insult to injury?

I did it twice!

My experience with commercial fishermen?

They are more wild than the movie portrayed.

The man who refused to go out on the

Andrea Gail's ill fated and last fishing trip?

I call him the luckiest guy in the world.

He lives only a few houses down from me

and I talk with him from time to time.

He's doing fine.

The guy is still pissed off at the boats owner,

the late Mr. Bob Brown but then a lot of people

around here still are.

For some people it can take a long time

for ill feelings to go away.

Especially if your the guy responsible and

it doesn't matter if your dead?

Joe

P.S. Did I just say dead?

This very important three word update from

Mothers Against Drunk Drivers

Don't do it.

I speak for psychiatric hospital inpatients

from all around the world because many are to ill

to speak for themselves.

And any bozo with half a brain can see that I wrote

my Restores+ testimonial to help save peoples lives.

Not sell bottles of Restores+ which today

is sold by Formor International and is called.

Neuro 911

In hindsight, I probably should have stayed on those

fishing boats myself?

In fact, I said that to Captain Fred Bartlett

only a few months ago and he just looked at me

with that shit ass grin of his and laughed?

Anyway, you can't look back and only look ahead.

I would like to welcome that other guy with

Chief Sitting Bull on his arm to my website.

Red "Hot" Chili Peppers

And I know YOU guys already checked the bottom

of this page?

Please note: Until I find out what the deal is

with my Formor International website.

Boston Radio, I hesitate to use THAT word deal.

And for a very good reason.

It always gets me into trouble?

I'm borrowing theirs!

I hope you new visitors are taking notes?

I don't keep stuff on here very long.

Crazy Horse

I often wonder what this remarkable man

could have taught us all if a bayonet was

not driven into his back.

In defense of Chief Crazy Horse.

I believe his heart was in the right place

but he trusted the wrong people.

History is a great teacher provided you read it?

As luck would have it Bedtime Magic!

I do not suffer this great Chiefs short coming.

Are you reading this and suffering from

stress, anxiety, drug/alcohol addiction or

depression?

You may not have time to wait for those

next two postings.

Click here!

And you're more than welcome.

Joe

Now what did we just discover today?

1) We discovered that not one of my visitors

will fail this game because I will not let them.

2) My own reward for giving you this priceless

free gift is greater than yours for accepting it.

And sadly, I feel this bears repeating here again.

They don't build monuments like this

for bozo's

The Windwalker'

He NEVER loses or he wouldn't

be on this website.

Lastly, everything here is free and the only

thing I ask of you and my visitors is this.

Don't be stupid.

John and because you asked me!

Pocahontas was every mans dream come true.

The problem was as I recall, U.S. Navy sailors

are not looking for a dream......only a good time.

I was young and stupid?

Go down and ask The Good Commander!

I'm sure he'll tell you the same thing.

HIS true stories are better than mine!

But today I would have to give myself an

A+

On a much lighter note and to celebrate

all of this wonderful news.

And there's that word wonderful again?

It's time now to check in on the fan asylum!

Faithfully'

Journey

Nice kitty Big Chief!

Send Her My Love

The kitty.

Birds of a feather flock together and not a lot

has changed since the days I was selling this stuff!

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/ice-cream.html

I have to set my page up so even the poor fellow

reading it from somewhere out in bongo bongo land

will clearly understand it.

Like I mentioned earlier, it's summer here in

New England and I don't do this in the summertime.

As you can imagine.

The pressure on me to perform these magic tricks

and "light shows" here everyday is almost unbearable.

Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!

The next thing you know we'll see Muhammad Ali?

Bette Davis Eyes

Kim Carnes

You're a sweetheart and right now this is no place

for a lady who knows as much as you do.

Uncle Kracker, someday Bono will

write a song about this website and call it.

How Long Must We Sing This Song

U2

Or something like that?

Anyway where were we.

Oh yes, now I remember!

That's the good news now here's the bad news.

My worst fault is probably my temper

which I am constantly working on with little

or no success?

The Dead Man's Walk

A few feet before he whipped his butterfly knife

out, I'll never forget how that Huk actually

looked at me and smiled.

That was his un-doing.

If you need help marketing your products and services!

Contact him!

Or read his books and learn for yourself.

Doctor Lant is another New Englander

(Cambridge, Mass) who shoots straight from the hip

and tells it like it is.

The CEO of Worldprofit!

But wait this gets better!

Maybe you're an up and coming musician yourself but

you don't know squat about websites much less marketing

and why should you?

I don't blame you.

If I could sing and play any musical instrument

like Pocketfull of Miracles (Phil Collins)

I wouldn't be here myself.

http://restoreguy.topcities.com/plainspeaking.html

Don't be a dummy, you need a first class website to

show off your talent and sell your CD's.

And these people will design you one.

Ask Shelly?

Shelly, you're becoming a household name

and overnight.

Congratulations! ;-)

Tuesday June 8th 6:00 PM

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

"Sugar"

That was the "hook" that got me!

It always does?

Unbelievable and I have to do everything

for these people?

Mr. Mathews,

Which ones do you think I read?

Some of Doctor Lants books you should find in your

public library like I did.

Nothing like having your own copies though!

Now meet my friend Mark Joyner!

Mark is a former U.S. Naval Intelligence Officer

and no doubt he has a few hair raising stories

of his own.

Mind Control Marketing!

Bedtime Magic, Mind Control Marketing and

why didn't I think of that?

Mr. Mathews, Mark told me last year he was retiring

from the Internet to become a full time philanthropist.

However, I believe his subscription to the

"Mind Control Marketing Letters"

is still helping countless of individuals like yourself.

And it's free!

Both of these world famous marketers read my website

and if I can be modest Sir.

So do I.

Regards and from all of us here in New England!

Joe

Mitakuye Oyasin

Look at them!

Crawling back here everyday like puppets

on a string and playing 3 blind mice $$$

And still playing them like a fiddle

and the saps they are.

Clinging to every word I write here as if

their very soul depended on it!

And for many of them of it does.

Mitakuye Oyasin, my enemies are idiots?

And I just left America

a "get well" card on the bottom of my page.

And smart people will go read it!

Boston Radio and Home Box Office!

Are you enjoying this ride?

Good!

It's going to get worse before it gets better.

A couple of months ago I'm watching that show

American Chopper on The Discovery Channel.

These guys were showing everybody that amazing custom

motorcycle they built as a tribute to all of the

firemen who were killed in 9/11.

The Fireman Bike

A few weeks later in spite of their very busy

schedule these guys are visiting and spending time

at a home for retarded children and you wouldn't

believe how happy these kids were to see them.

American Chopper

Not just a show about motorcycles but character.

And more specifically how you too can acquire it.

And now I have to get back to my wife.

Bedtime Magic give yourself some credit!

You've all been a terrific audience today.

Of course all of this attention is short lived.

Tonight everybody will be piling into Little Stevens

Underground Garage at 10 Zero for his Sunday dose of!

Don't worry about the things you can't change.

And instead, focus on the things that you can.

This leaves you and me Bedtime Magic all alone?

Little Steven is a pretty smart guy!

The lesson here is very obvious.

The New England audience is quite fickle and will

bolt at the first sign of a better story teller.

And please don't play that song again.

Every little thing she does is magic?

The Police

I already have enough conceit

and for all of us!

Play this one!

Streets of Philadelphia

Bruce Springsteen

It helps me stay focused.

And thank you.

"Joseph, before you leave sing us a song tonight

you're The Piano Man

Billy Joel

Answer:

I already did my friend and where have

you been?

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com

You're getting a lot here for free.

Bedtime Magic Miss Sexy Voice III

Just for you too! ;-)

Lionel Richie

Things are tough all over!

Anyway, it's always nice to hear your sweet

voice on Saturday night.

I also try to write this website so Mr. Bill Russell

doesn't laugh to hard on Sunday mornings.

Why?

Well, if ANYTHING happens to him

I am going to get lynched.

I can see it now!

The Prince of Vagabonds is shagged and bagged

by an angry mob in Boston.

The life of a pauper?

Miss Sexy Voice III,

Before there was The Whispering Wind'

there was another song called Maryia.

But that was when the world was young.

*Turn your radio on and wake up little Johnny.

And you better wake up real soon.

Voice of America's Sons

John Cafferty
and The Beaver Brown Band

Christine,

I think Bono said it best!

Am I buggin you?

I don't mean to bug ya honey.

Rattle and Hum

U2

The Children of "The Message"

Make all of this very easy to understand

for all of us and probably why I trust them.

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/lasallette.html

Loves's Divine

Seal

It's interesting to note:

Besides here in America and all around

the world, that's the beauty of the Internet.

The above story is also flying very well in China

and without a single shot being fired?

More about China later.

Like I have said here before.

I lose, you lose we all lose.

The Almighty NEVER loses.

Fear God.......it's healthy.

The Prince of Vagabonds'

His prince of vagabonds.

Not yours.

Saturday June 5th 11:48 AM

Mrs. Leblanc,

I am very happy for you and everyone but I

personally do not get caught up in all of this.

I am one of

The Children of "The Beast"

If you would like to thank someone?

Thank her!

http://restoreguy.topcities.com/cindy.html

And to steal a line from former President

George Herbert Walker Bush who was born in Milton,

Massachusetts, on June 12, 1924 and is known to be

a pretty fair fisherman himself.

Who in fact along with his son and our current

President reads this website.

Last New Years Eve I promised all the readers

of my website that this year I would be a kinder

and gentler Prince of Vagabonds.

And of course I have kept my word.

Randy,

Amazon.com sells many different products

and at great prices.

But they don't know squat about Internet Marketing.

The Train

And today nice people will thank both

Amazon.com and Mrs. Betty J. Eadie

for being all we can see.

Miss Eldridge,

With all due respect.

You have NOTHING I want or need

and please read this website again?

Look, it's quite obvious to me and the readers

of this website that I am doing something very

important here and running around with you

is not on the menu.

Not to mention but I will.

Pocahontas already came knocking

and like a jerk I left her in Osaka, Japan.

Why I did not follow through and meet up with her

at the reservation in South Dakota like I was

supposed too......still escapes me?

In memory of Stevie Ray Vaughan

Mr. Double Trouble

Miss Eldridge, regards and thank you anyway.

His name was Crazy Horse.

The Legendary War Chief of The Oglala, Sioux

Some say he could cut your heart out

and hand it back to you before your

knee's ever hit the dirt and you said.

I'm sorry.

Ask him yourself?

And his enemies called him 2 Feathers'

And for a very good reason.

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/crazyhorse.html

Bedtime Magic Miss Sexy Voice III,

Is on the radio again this Saturday night!

And what a lovely evening it is!

She's breaking the hearts and minds of all us

cowboys who would dare listen to her.

Speaking of cowboys!

Where did all the cowboys go?

I feel like Billy The Kid firing his last shot!

And the only shot he needed.

Alex Band and Santana should sing

a song about Bedtime Magic Miss Sexy Voice III

and call it!

Sleepless Nights

New England,

How about that story reported earlier this week by

Boston Radio about that poor woman in Massachusetts

who found a live Black Widow Spider

in her bag of grapes?

Of course, what Boston Radio didn't tell us.

Where did that lady buy those grapes?

Lastly and this very important three word update from

Mothers Against Drunk Drivers

Don't do it.

And everyone have a nice weekend.

Are we all ready now for

The Indian Burial Grounds Part II

Good!

I'll finish writing it and get it out to you.

And before the first bang on July 4th 2004

About Mitakuye Oyasin

I know he reads my website but I do not personally

know him or speak for him or his people.

Besides, from what I can see!

Mitakuye Oyasin has no problem speaking for himself.

A Lakota Advisor Closes This Door

February, 1996

Mitakuye Oyasin

And well said!

Better than well said.

On September 18th (my birthday) and don't

everyone wish me a happy one at the same time?

I have something very special lined up.

Boston Radio and New England!

God I love this and I am right in my

element here.

Do you know the thing I like best about

singer/songwriter Don Henley.

He THINKS even better than he sings.

Gladys Knight just looked at The Pips

and said:

Will somebody please tell that boy that he

is not an Indian!

Speaking of native Americans, one night I'm walking

streets of Olongapo City, Philippine Islands.

A country who's people taught me how to give

something without expecting anything in return.

And I bump into Michael Maclean and Eskimo.

My old ship had pulled back into port and

Santa (Michael Maclean) and Eskimo were wasted.

Anyway after a brief celebration, a military

patty wagon pulls up and Santa looks

at me and he says:

Smitty, Eskimo is really sick and I need you

to help me bring him back to our ship.

Well, I can see this for myself but I say

to Santa: Man are you crazy, they're looking

for me and you expect me to hop into that patty wagon

and then help you bring Eskimo back on our ship?

Only a week earlier I got bagged by two U.S.

Navy M.P's in the Pearl Club (nightclub) and I just

barely escaped these two guys by going out of the

second floor mens room bathroom and climbing down

the supporting beam to this nightclubs roof.

Then Santa nails me real good and says:

Smitty, we are talking about ESKIMO!

Santa was right of course, I had been around

the world with these two guys.

The good times and the bad?

Without hesitation, I helped him put

Eskimo in that patty wagon, held my breath

and hopped inside myself.

It was hairy that's for sure, but me and Santa

got Eskimo back onto our ship.

After a brief re-union with more of my buddies

I walked off the ship and the patty wagon

was still there and the driver says to me:

Hey buddy!

Do you want a ride back to Olongapo City?

Right now I cannot BELIEVE my luck and I say

to this driver.

Ya man that would be really great!

Of course, the U.S. Navy would get the last

laugh and nail my ass real good in San Francisco

California, Treasure Island U.S. Naval Station.

The subject of my next posting.

Bedtime Magic, right now Jack Nicholson

scrolled down to near the bottom of my page

and clicked on his name again.

And who can blame him?

Saturday May 22nd 12:00 PM

Donna,

Maybe someday they'll sing a song about you?

Look, we called him Eskimo because he was

a real Eskimo and I don't believe he weighed 90 lbs

soak and wet but he had the heart of a lion.

When the shit hits the fan and inevitably the shit

always does hit the fan.

You wanted Eskimo right beside you.

Donna

Ritchie Valens

P.S. And I'm not your magic carpet ride?

You can tell Cochise these four guys seem

to have a handle on everything that is going on here.

I Am The Highway

AUDIOSLAVE

Boston Radio Rocks!

And not on just dark, cloudy and rainy days

like today.

I'm Honkin' On Bobo with

Aerosmith

Boston Radio and New England

Things could be worse!

Steven Tyler could be writing this website?

Joseph, what's it really like being thrown

by a Camel in the desert of Saudi Arabia?

Answer:

Pain is the first thing that comes to mind

and why bring up a subject that was not only

very embarrasing but also gave me a sore ass

and back for over a week?

Sir, this website is about winning not losing

and right now you can learn how to ride a Camel

not be thrown by one.

Ask him!

Mr. Sean Connery

And like the late Mr. Marlon Brando.

One of the truly great actors of our time.

And based on a true story.

Today we celebrate Bob Dylan.

Bedtime Magic, now here's a guy who warned us all

years ago that a mystery tramp and Napoleon in rags

would soon be coming.

A prince of paupers if you will.

And nobody believed him?

Not me!

I believed Bob Dylan.

Don't be like the thief who trips

over a bucket of shit and he doesn't see

all those "shiny stones" lying under it.

Then like a fool the thief walks away.

Along comes a blindman who doesn't see the shit,

he simply bends over.......picks up all the "gold"

and spends the rest of his life in paradise.

Vanessa Carlton,

I'd walk a thousand miles to see you too

and don't miss my next posting.

As you can imagine, the pressure on me to perform

these magic tricks and light shows everyday

is almost un-bearable.

I think comedian Red Buttons said it best.

"I never got a dinner."

Bedtime Magic, he did get a roast?

I was only a kid but I still remember that

Dean Martin show and of course his two Rat Pack

buddies Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr.

In fact, one of my daughters (age 22) is

a Frank Sinatra nut and has all of his stuff.

So you see, these legends never really die.

And you will see that word rat again.

---

Wednesday May 19th 6:00 PM

Now obviously, Celine Dion knows

I will deliver here and I tip my hat off to her!

She is a very smart lady.

Now please excuse me.

I understand that another one of America's

favorite actors Mr. Jack Nicholson is reading

this website and he brought all of his friends.

And why is this you may wonder?

Read on!

By the way, you will be pleased to know

that I haven't changed much since those days

Philippine Islands.

And of course, I do miss my Philippino friends.

The Black Widow

She "set me up" to be killed.

Which is why I call that page.

The Black Widow

http://restoreguy.bravepages.com/widow.html

Civil Wars are nasty because you don't know

who is on what side?

Today we are giving away an excellent book

and it's called!

Courage

Finding Your Strength In Troubled Times!

And more specifically how right now you can get

your fair share of it.

This is a limited time offer and get yours

now while supplies last.

Click here: Daily Guideposts!

Gail, that's the price you pay

for being The Prince of Vagabonds'

Bedtime Magic, are you people getting copies

of all this?

htp://restoreguy.bravepages.com

I'll finish my book now and post it

before we all get to old to read it.

I don't want to keep my friend

Cindy waiting.

That would be rude.

As Cindy's letter clearly illustrates.

She brings out the best in all of us.

Saturday May 8th 12:45 PM

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

King David,

And that's Mr. David Allan Boucher for the

un-enlightened?

Now if I believed in the supernatural

and I'm not saying that I do.

I probably should have called this website.

The Higher Power'

Turning darkness into light so to speak.

Your darkness reader?

And you don't need an IQ of 90

to understand it.

Bedtime Magic, it still cracks me up how

Mr. Second Wind sneaks up on folks

and wacks them on the head.

Sometimes twice.

And the lesson here should be very obvious.

Faith doesn't have to be painfull it can be fun!

While we're all waiting for slow poke (me) to

cut to the chase and wrap this up for the day.

Please remember this!

Self sabotage is not healthy for your soul.

Maybe you're a Doctor or even a Ph.D.

and you think you're smarter than old Joe?

In some things you are.

Or possibly you are the next wizbang since

the founder of Microsoft and you are

asking yourself how can all of this demon

and higherpower stuff be possible?

It is possible because I learned this very lesson

myself standing in front of a train and now

you don't have too.

Click here: Standing in front of a train!

And today nice people will thank both

Betty J. Eadie and Amazon.com

For helping us to be - all we can see.

It's the right thing to do.

By the way, these things I talk about come from my

own personal experiences and nothing more.

Love and take care of your soul.

You may have to call upon it someday.

That said let's move along!

It's Saturday afternoon, it's getting late

and I have to wrap it up for the day.

Mr. Run Rebel Run (Tom Petty)

calls me The Last D-Jay and maybe he's right.

I don't know about you people.

But my favorite amendment is the very first one.

Your right to free speech?

Has anybody seen Six Paks.

The world calls him Cherry Bomb

but I call him Six Paks because that's how

many he smokes everyday.

(John Cougar Mellencamp)

Six Paks

All The Children of "The Message"

have a nickname of course and the ones who do not.

Then we give them one!

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Tonight I'll nip this million dollar question

in the bud before it's even asked!

Who do I think should be our next President?

Well, how do I know.

My guy is not even running!

Plain Speaking!

By the way, I see this same cast

of characters every Sunday and not a lot

has changed since the day I posted it on.

Saturday September 28th 2002

Susan, now try it.

Hey, I have to go now and

stay frosty everybody!

The Madman Across The Water

Sir Elton John

---

Pearl Harbor

December 7th 1941

Until my dying day I will never understand

Bedtime Magic why Japan did not follow up

with that second attack?

They had us dead in the water.

I never would have made that mistake.

Mr. Hill,

I can assure you that The Good Commander

Mr. Richard Marcinko is another one who not only

knows "who" he is but more important "what" he is.

As I already stated on this website.

He has already seen all of this material

and a million times before.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Maybe it's HIM people don't like?

And he's the LAST guy on planet earth that I want

to piss off right now.

This guy I'm not to worried about!

He'll pray for me.

And if your nice to him he'll even pray

for you.

Thank you.

Boston Radio Bedtime Magic!

Prayer Warriors

That's it!

And why didn't we think of that?

Anyway, my real father Clyde Williams dumped my

sister off at The Little Home for Wanderers when I

was about six years old and God knows where she is?

Bedtime Magic, you have been with me now

for over two years.

This reminds me of that story about the commercial

fisherman who gets wrapped up in the lines

and hauled overboard.

Underwater the dum fool opens his eyes, looks down

at his fireman boots and see's all that tangled up

rope and a terrible mess.

Only to realize that he doesn't have a knife

to cut all of that line and free himself.

This gets worse!

Unlike, the motion picture The Perfect Storm

There is no-one that can jump in and save him.

I wonder whatever happened to that poor fellow?

Who cares.

Right now we are all reading this!

Click here!

Southern Cross

Crosby, Stills and Nash

THOSE three certainly know what's

going on here.

The Death of Chief Crazy Horse

He died the same way every other leader who spoke

the truth and only wanted to help his people.

Certain individuals with inflated "egoes"

(there's that word ego again) betrayed him,

both his arms were held down by his side

(sensing this betrayel, he tried to reach his knife)

and a bayonet was driven into his back.

He died later that evening.

In defense of Chief Crazy Horse, I believe his

heart was in the right place but he trusted the

wrong people.

History is a great teacher and you can

learn from the mistakes of others.

Provided you read it?

Mr. Fortunato,

You're not talking to a piker.

Mitakuye Oyasin

I wasn't going to leave Shania Twain

up here all alone.

Her stepfather, was an Ojibway Indian?

And you're welcome.

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